State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles
By Michael Peltier Fri Apr 25, 12:03 PM ET
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north. Look at all the pretty colors!!!! What a selection to choose from and it makes me wonder what great BRAINIAC thought this one up sitting around a fire one night, drinking their Old Milwaukee's Best, scratching THEIR nutz, and let's not forget the ol' "take the cigerette lighter to the ol' release of the fart trick"!!! I can just imagine the wealth of knowledge that was spinning that night and how this GREAT INVENTION came to be........
By Michael Peltier Fri Apr 25, 12:03 PM ET
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north. Look at all the pretty colors!!!! What a selection to choose from and it makes me wonder what great BRAINIAC thought this one up sitting around a fire one night, drinking their Old Milwaukee's Best, scratching THEIR nutz, and let's not forget the ol' "take the cigerette lighter to the ol' release of the fart trick"!!! I can just imagine the wealth of knowledge that was spinning that night and how this GREAT INVENTION came to be........
Poll: Clinton has better chance than Obama of beating McCain
By LIZ SIDOTI, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton has a better chance than Barack Obama of beating Republican John McCain, according to a new Associated Press-Ipsos poll that bolsters her argument that she is more electable in the fall than her rival for the Democratic nomination. The survey released Monday gives Clinton a fresh talking point as she works to convince pivotal undecided superdelegates to side with her in the drawn-out Democratic primary fight.
Clinton, who won the Pennsylvania primary last week, has gained ground this month in a
hypothetical head-to-head match up with the GOP nominee-in-waiting; she now leads McCain, 50 percent to 41 percent, while Obama remains virtually tied with McCain, 46 percent to 44 percent.HELLOOOO?????!!!!!!!! I think we've all ready covered this......and I've also covered the fact that if they would just get together (her and Obama) it would make the first for history itself; First female president and first African American VP.......there's noth'n wrong with the man taking the back seat this time....it's about time that we see the Woman take the reigns and I do believe that polls are seeing it. I took my own poll this weekend with some cougars and some playfull little cubs and it seemed the general conscensus was, let the ol' bat take the bull by the horns......she has more experience than him and could teach us all a thing or two about what to do in the oval office when it came to under-the table politics......wait a minute, that could have been a discussion that someone had said to me......sometimes my mind wonders when I've had too much Pearl Lite and then the little cubs slip me a Jager Bomb just for kicks......never mind....but you get the jest of what I'm saying.........
By LIZ SIDOTI, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton has a better chance than Barack Obama of beating Republican John McCain, according to a new Associated Press-Ipsos poll that bolsters her argument that she is more electable in the fall than her rival for the Democratic nomination. The survey released Monday gives Clinton a fresh talking point as she works to convince pivotal undecided superdelegates to side with her in the drawn-out Democratic primary fight.
Clinton, who won the Pennsylvania primary last week, has gained ground this month in a
hypothetical head-to-head match up with the GOP nominee-in-waiting; she now leads McCain, 50 percent to 41 percent, while Obama remains virtually tied with McCain, 46 percent to 44 percent.HELLOOOO?????!!!!!!!! I think we've all ready covered this......and I've also covered the fact that if they would just get together (her and Obama) it would make the first for history itself; First female president and first African American VP.......there's noth'n wrong with the man taking the back seat this time....it's about time that we see the Woman take the reigns and I do believe that polls are seeing it. I took my own poll this weekend with some cougars and some playfull little cubs and it seemed the general conscensus was, let the ol' bat take the bull by the horns......she has more experience than him and could teach us all a thing or two about what to do in the oval office when it came to under-the table politics......wait a minute, that could have been a discussion that someone had said to me......sometimes my mind wonders when I've had too much Pearl Lite and then the little cubs slip me a Jager Bomb just for kicks......never mind....but you get the jest of what I'm saying.........
2 comments:
Take it away Leon.
Virg:
Thanks for the credit but they ain't us. They can sure play a mean version of "Big Balls" though.
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