Alan, Denny, Sheep! OH MY!!!!!! LUV IT, LUV IT!!!!

I am SOOOOO gonna miss these guys!!! I can't even imagine life without them....but then again, I guess I can just go to my local attorny's hideaway and watch all these types of shenanigans go on in full color in front of my own eyes....After all, I do believe, that in all reality, there is an Alan and a Denny in ever gaggle of the Legal Field. And I, for one, have all ready saw in the small town that I reside, not ONE, but TWO sets of men that live these personas daily to the tee....Quite humorous, to say the least!(I tried to find the full segment of this sheep thing; however, I couldn't...you'll have to go to ABC.COM and got to Boston Legal to get the full effect....and believe me, it's worth it!)

UPDATE::: Sorry, I lost the video of Denny and the sheep.....it was priceless; however, you can go to this Boston Legal Link and Click on watch episode and you can see it all for yourself!!!

DISTRACTIONS at a game.........

In Cougar Land, one likes to watch other Cougars.....sorry if that sounds a little weird, but that's what you do; you watch and learn, ponder and study the same species and their interaction with the environment they are within. And with that being said, I did a study Saturday as I was at a Razorback game....
it wasn't enough that there were Nutt lovers and haters all over the place.....Nutts here and there in all forms; even fence riding Nutts; they were neither yeah or nay on the stand of the "Nutt".....I for one don't really care because I think he's just as obnoxious as the next big baby that sits next to me in a nice, fine, high dollar dining facility! But that's neither here or there; what is here and in our face is BOOBS! As me and a fellow Cougar were sitting there, pre-game, minding our own business sipping on our Crown & Coke (and of course enjoying a good Bolivar Cuban), we couldn't concentrate! They were everywhere! It was like a stampede of 20 somethings coming from out of this world----cleavage from here to there! I'm think'n, "what happened to the mystery?" There were men around us laugh'n at this one or that one that would jiggle by and we would just shake our heads: such kittens, don't they know??? But then again, at that age, I guess if I would have had a chicken quickie mart on every corner of my town, I could have had all those hormones pumped into my body and WALLAH!!! I would have had boobs too, at such a young age........but it's most upsetting that we didn't back then-- and we were stick girls; "A" CUPS in our teens and twenties, "B's" in the 30's and then by the 40's ......well, who needs 'em!!!!! But I guess the best cleavage of all, was you guest it, the man cleavage.....and in a drunk'n man's world, they will never fail us a public display of a beautiful man's cleavage, if given the chance; and we were not disappointed on this day!

BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA SUPPORTER ATTACKED!

I just received this information from Virg's camp.....if you need more info, please go to http://rockhopers.blogspot.com/2008/10/obama-supporter-attacked.html for more information! As quoted from the victim when asked who his attacker was: "He said the robber, whom he described only as a white woman wearing designer clothes and having a Fargo accent, held a knife to his neck, stole $60 from him and then punched and kicked him. Before she fled, he said she carved a moose on his butt. " This is insane.....but then again, aren't we all!!!!! I've got to get back to my java and swisher....Peace (and I emphasize heavily on the PEACE) OUT!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

Actually his birthday will not be until Sunday, the 26th; however, as a "Cougar", my weekend is filled with many, many extra curricular activities and prowling.....but I can not forget to give a big SALUTE to the man who made me the political advocate (and O'bama, a word to the wise: I've been using that handle WAY longer than you can EVEN flip an adjective at!) that I am today.....yes, I owe alot to my parents. They have set a good base for me; and I kicked and screamed the whole way in my forming years; but now, I'm not in denial and everything they said WAS AND IS TRUE!!! The one thing I wish they would have told me sooner was that life sucks alot; however, you have to make it what it is! And being the pessimist that I am, sometimes gets me down......but I'm still learning and they (my parents) are still listening. That's what's so great about them......they've always listened and not judged or tried to sway when I was damned and determined to do something they didn't agree with.......but they eventually got their say......."the, 'I told you so' look".....in a quiet, sort of manner.......so back to Daddy.....his birthday will be Sunday and have you picked him out yet?? Well, it's not Nixon (on the left) and it's not Win Rockefeller (in the middle), so it's got to be him on the right! Yep, that's my dad! I think he was try'n to tell Dick to keep his nose clean......that's o.k., Dad, he will tell ya you were right, too! Happy Birthday!!!

Well, SNL DID IT AGAIN....thank you Will and Tina!

I can't even watch this without crack'n up....they are the best in all essence! If only the politicians could actually read into these fine actors and see that they ARE basically not just 'spoofing' them, but ARE them!!! It's amazing and this IS THE WAY AMERICA percieves them....sad but true!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WOMAN THAT MOLDED ME.....

INTO THE INDEPENDENT I AM TODAY! We both share birthdays this week, hers being today and mine just a couple of days away! So Happy Birthday to a very good lady that has touched my life in very many different ways......and made me who I am today-a strong willed, bull dog! Thanks mom and I am proud of you!

RANDOM POST: FEELING A LITTLE OVERWHELMED???? ME TOO......

October is such a busy month for a Cougar like me......and sometimes I just feel like throwing myself into the food processor of life; basically, throwing in the towel! I don't know if it's this extra couple of weeks of daylight savings time or what, but insomnia is getting the best of me as of late....couldn't be the extra cocktails late at night and all the coffee and Bailey's......I can't blame it on all that GOOD stuff...can't take all the fun out of it, can I? Maybe this Cougar needs a little R & R with her YAYAS....? That could be it....she could be missing the den of her subjects and the camaraderie of all of the Cougars gathered! But I think it was only a month ago that we swore off each other because it just about killed us all being together because we COUG'ED IT UP SO MUCH!!!!! Took us all a week to get over it! Oh well, enough of the random belly aching....I'm pull'n up my big girl britches and gett'n on with it! I'm hoping that one of my fellow Cougars gives me some good photos over the next couple of weeks to post.....we've got alot going on, us hot things, and you never know what we just might stumble upon in this wonderful world! You know.....I've all ready made myself feel better and I think it's because I talked about my YAYAS.......they're so funny! I'm tell'n ya.......I feel sorry for these little cubs coming up in the world today with all the mean little bitches out there!!!! There is very little 'good friendships' anymore and it's really sad for the little ones what they're miss'n out on!!!! We're really lucky, us ol' Cougar bitches!!! luv, luv!!!!!!!!!

OCTOBER IS A BUSY MONTH FOR YAYAS!!!!

First and foremost, I have to give a shoutout to one of the YAYAS! October is such a lovely month for some of us because some of us YAYAS are born in this lovely month! And if I say so myself, we are lovely souls.......so here's a WONDERFUL (AND BELATED) BIRTHDAY WISH TO RUTHIE.........SO LOVELY.........

Isn't she beautiful.......

" And i can see you
your brown skin shining in the sun
you got your hair combed back
sunglasses on baby" Don Henley....Boys of Summer





And then, a couple of us other YAYAS were doing some fun stuff with this guy that just gave us a little kick!!!!! Betty Jo and Sally got their groove on with this knee slapper!!!!!! He was a RIOT!!!!

OCTOBER IS BREAST AWARENESS MONTH!

Cheryl Crow, Christina Applegate and Melissa Etheridge are just a few of the celeb survivors that I'm saluting today and this month......even though Christina is just a mere tot; all of 36 and not quite a full grown Cougar yet, I will let her stand.....because, after all, these ladies are vicious Tigers in my book when you go up against the biggest battle that we, as women, often have to fight; Breast Cancer! And just look at them....they're amazing!!! Christinia is back doing her "Samantha Who" series and looks fabulous; Cheryl has written the forward for Chris Carr's book "Crazy, Sexy, Cancer Tips" since her lump-ectomy and not to mention, toured and had a successful new album this year with "Detours"; and the Grammy award winning Melissa has written songs since her cancer to benefit the cause and was showcased in India Arie's tribute "I'm Not My Hair." Girls, get your butts to the doctor and get that mammogram....mine is coming up next month; I always dread it; but feel a since of relief and victory when I'm done because I know that I took one for the team.....just remember Melissa at the Grammys in February singing Janis Joplin's "Piece of My Heart".....if these Cougars can get through all of this, we can get a mammogram for them! Watch this video of Josh Stone and Melissa at the Grammys! I forgot HOW KICK ASS IT WAS AND STILL IS!!!!! PEACE OUT!!!