Merry Christmas to you.
Or to be politically correct and not offend anyone:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-additive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your particular choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all. Additionally, a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to race, creed, color, religion or sexual orientation.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.) from an anonymous e-mailer.........
Or to be politically correct and not offend anyone:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-additive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your particular choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all. Additionally, a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to race, creed, color, religion or sexual orientation.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.) from an anonymous e-mailer.........
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