Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dog EATS Owner's Balls Off--motive not clear.....

 

A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”
Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.
The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.
He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.
When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”
The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier.  The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.
Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized.  Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

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How in the hell can this happen???  I mean, I know the guy doesn't feel anything......but hell!!!  He's sleeping nude and the dog is in between his legs......uggghhh!!!   Usually stuff like this is kinda funny and maybe...just maybe...... I'd wished I'd been there!!!  But this is just WRONG!!!! 

Let's be clear here!!  I have the utmost sincere, sympathy for this guy!!  However, unless this guy was somewhat mentally challenged, I'm thinkin he musta royally pissed this dog off!!!  No tell'n what he had done to the dog before he went to sleep.....and YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!  That dog probably sat in the corner all night (I can hear the "The Cryin Game" play'n as we speak)...poor lil pup probably sat there and pondered on his revenge!!!!  You know dogs are smart....especially street dogs...strays.........I'm assuming here.....and you should never assume anything!!  Especially when it deals with assholes and balls!!!!!  Literally!!!!  From way back in the line of Snoddy, that is one thing you never did was assume!!!!  I always heard the old clan tell'n the younger male clan, that if ya go to the bathroom and ya have to do a major job, ya never assume when you're to the toilet paper time!!!! If ya assume all is clean and clear......then ya might just end up with a disaster on your hands!!!  It's best to look and then discard........
And your thinkin, what's this have to do with a dog eat'n your balls......don't assume that dog ain't got feelings!!!  Don't piss him off......he might just eat your nuts off!!! 

(Goddette help me!!!!! uggghhh!!!)

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