Dog EATS Owner's Balls Off--motive not clear.....

Submitted by Patricia D. Davis, Community Web Producer from KAIT8.com

 

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013, 10:29am

A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”
Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.
The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.
He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”
The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier.  The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.
Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized.  Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

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How in the hell can this happen???  I mean, I know the guy doesn't feel anything......but hell!!!  He's sleeping nude and the dog is in between his legs......uggghhh!!!   Usually stuff like this is kinda funny and maybe...just maybe...... I'd wished I'd been there!!!  But this is just WRONG!!!! 

Let's be clear here!!  I have the utmost sincere, sympathy for this guy!!  However, unless this guy was somewhat mentally challenged, I'm thinkin he musta royally pissed this dog off!!!  No tell'n what he had done to the dog before he went to sleep.....and YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!  That dog probably sat in the corner all night (I can hear the "The Cryin Game" play'n as we speak)...poor lil pup probably sat there and pondered on his revenge!!!!  You know dogs are smart....especially street dogs...strays.........I'm assuming here.....and you should never assume anything!!  Especially when it deals with assholes and balls!!!!!  Literally!!!!  From way back in the line of Snoddy, that is one thing you never did was assume!!!!  I always heard the old clan tell'n the younger male clan, that if ya go to the bathroom and ya have to do a major job, ya never assume when you're to the toilet paper time!!!! If ya assume all is clean and clear......then ya might just end up with a disaster on your hands!!!  It's best to look and then discard........
And your thinkin, what's this have to do with a dog eat'n your balls......don't assume that dog ain't got feelings!!!  Don't piss him off......he might just eat your nuts off!!! 

(Goddette help me!!!!! uggghhh!!!)

Disclosure from a friend.......Jim Ringley

I've got this friend, that has this friend, that knows this guy..........Jim Ringley.........I think I just name dropped!!!!  Oh well, sometimes it just comes out!  Jim and I must really ponder the world of Disclosure more often than some.....  I've known Jim for a long time.....sometimes friends drift in and out of your life and you really kind of take for granite the finer things some friends may have tucked secretly away that they are just waiting to spring on ya in life!!!  Somehow Jim and I reconnected in the past couple of years....exchanging late night emails that were probably somewhat fueled by a little dose of liquid courage on both our parts, for sure!!!   I have to admit that I always was intrigued by this shy, smart kid that I went to school with in my younger years.  His sisters were great basketball players and I was pretty scrappy myself....I was outgoing and never met a stranger!  But Jim was one of these that you kinda always wondered what he was thinkin!  I always knew he was a good artist because I would sneak peaks of his doodles on his notebook at school!!!  Never did I think that years later we would be 'pen pals' and trading blog sites.......But we are.......please check out his writings and his art at http://jimringley.com/ or here....http://www.jimringleyportraits.com/

Artist photo by Stan Yoshinobu

A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR..........(No joke.....and more stuff today...it's Friday!)

If I were a bear and I had chose this bar, I would have walked in and walked out too......for one thing, I'm thinkin this bear is definitely a female in the height of 'her season'.   As you watch the video, you can tell she picked a Irish pub and by her strategic movements of observing and staking the pub out, it was not to her liking. The facts are as follows:
1.  The guy with the backpack-not dare manly enough and no kilt! EASY PREY....NOT EXCEPTABLE!
2.  The women in the bar were not what she would have preferred to hang out with in No Den!  Looked to her like a DOG POUND!!
3.  No MALES to toy with.....NONE!!!!  If you like sleeveless, Do-ragged types....ok!  But needed some nice legs in KILTS that enjoyed hunting in a bar as a SPORT!!!
4.  The guy in hat, black shirt, glasses and beard: probably a fun guy to hang with....probably had some of that green, leafy vegetation that she prefers and runs upon in big patches when she's combing the outskirts of these suburbs; however, figured he was a media whore!!!!!  NO CAN DO!!!!
5.  Chocolate covered strawberry's and MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE......REALLY??? 

So basically the bear got the last laugh.......the joke was on the bar!  I surmise that this was a true Irish female bear and probably from the SNODDY Line.  Very brazen....observant.....presence is power!!!!  I walk in a bar and the crowd does the same!!!  It was soooo unnerving when I was younger but I grew to accept this curse years ago and embrace my noble subjects now!!!  I'm thinking this bear is seasoned  and conditioned, as well.  However, she must have had  a long day and she really just wasn't in to having to work this hard for some sport!!!!  There was no way she was participating in this poor display and mockery of the true Irish pub!  I applaud the she-bear lass!

It's School Board Election Time--Dwight is worth a RE-RUN!!!

Well, boys & girls....it's that time of year again!  Fat Bastard tipped me this a couple of years back and (for the life of me....I don't recall who Fat Bastard Is!!!! I hate it when I do that!!!) 

I needed something to pep me up today and this is definitely a GOOD Laugh!! And definitely worth a re-run....so I'm posting a re-run for my re-run election candidate!!!!  Dwight D Hunnycut!!!

After all....it is School Board Election time!!!

Happy Anniversary.......NOT ~~~~~~

Where you at lil boy?  Wish you would talk to me......I just wanted to visit with ya.  I don't want to bother cuz I know your busy flyin' here and there!  It seems these days everyone and everything is soooo mixed up and the truth of the matter, I've never been better!  But I miss your smiling face......you always made me smile even when it WAS bad.....No amount of money, no amount of pain, and no amount of heartache can really take me back there now.......But the one thing I miss is your presence and guidance.  You....the ambitious one, the strong one, the one no one really knew!  The secret one, the mysterious figure everyone thought they knew.....You used to come to me in my dreams.....especially unexpectedly!!!  That was awesome!!!  But now.......nothing!  Maybe you have gone on to help another or maybe, just maybe you're settled???  Maybe your finally at peace with reality of your non-existence???

Well I miss you......I was told to wait and be patient with this life.......unfortunately stupid decisions were made on my part and after coming to the realization this was reality (about a year ago), I have taken it in stride.  However, now I'm LIVING with dissentions of my past.  But....I can only hope you speak to me and advise me of where to go from here.......I'm treading......and waiting.........just a down-right LOYAL BITCH :)