KRIS ALLEN~~~~~~BILL; WE GOT PROBLEMS

AMERICA HAS A NEW 'AMERICAN IDOL' AND SO DO I.....Therefore, Bill (O'Reilly); here is your Dear Bill letter....
Dear Bill;
Get the hell out!!!! Kris' move'n in! This young little boy, toy is HOT! And I'm a Heartless Bitch!!!!! He's singin' this song to me and I love it!!! Sing it Baby Boy! I'll hold you close and cuddle you up!!!!! You just keep sing'n to momma!!!

Love to you Kris; (WHO'S BILL?),
Sally (Heartless Bitch!)


heeheeeee!!!!!!!! Way to Go Kris ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill O'Reilly Hates NYT.....But down deep...he loves me.....

....I love Bill......I know he loves me......when he talks to me in my boudrior, his voice is like a big sur crashing upon the rocks of the shore; his voice bounces off the walls and entrances me; I find myself within another world......just he and I; he likes me fully engulfed in leather; bustier with fishnets......trimmed with the ever so classy thigh-high leather boots; I'm dancing around him as he sits posted on a stool in the middle of the room with a loin cloth, shackled and hand-cuffed (pink, fuzzy ones; of course); it's like the dance of wolves........we prey upon each other with his words of obscenities raging through the air; NANCY PELOSI.......NEWT .........ACORN..........HILLARY BITCH..........GEORGE CLOONEY........JESSICA (BIEL).......PLEASE, don't bring her name up, Bill........He's like a tiger that stalks and eats it's prey alive and then sits down and is so proud of himself.......he'll just eat it up!!!!! I gotta go........Peace Out!

Sally's GOT HER PINK ON........and Hiss'n at the CON COUGAR!!!!

• Well, I was a little bored today and thought I would just pretty up myself and go all out with a little fru, fru! I know pink is so.....PINK! But then....Cougars that are real Cougars are gonna wear pink at some time during the day at one point or the other; which leads me to a topic that I've been wanting to discuss that is way OVER DUE!!!!!
  
  
  It has EVERYTHING to do with this CON-Cougar!!!! Stacey Anderson!!!! Why isn't the President getting involved in this! There should be a Bail-Out for all of us Non-Con Consorting Cougars out there that are not sponging off of reality TV and saying that we are QUOTE, "COUGARS" , and making un-becoming young, little play things think you are the SHIZZZZZ!!! I mean the very thought of this VICIOUS CREATURE is ridiculous! And she sets there and calls herself a "doting mother".........
• she's on a reality show with 20 somethings and she's 40 something......hello? Why not just DO IT!!!!! You can film yourself, Bitch???? That's what we do...........(dumbasssssssssss)
• by reports, she is NOT a doting mother, but a LOUSY Mother.....according to her ex-hubby, which I'm sure is not wanting ANY limelight for this NOW!!!heeeheee!!!! (He's a man; he wants a piece of the pie too; and yeah....I MEAN A PIECE!!!!!! But probably not of her; just money will do this time being since she's TOO OLD for him!!!) heeeheee! I'm crack'n myself up here!!!
• she's not a millionaire!!!!! SHOCKING!!!!! SHOCKING~~~~~~NOT! Who in there right mind would be on a reality show.......well, never mind........(Hugh Hefner, A BUNCH of Bachelors (supposedly), etc.....etc........Never mind!!!!!!
• BIG ONE HERE.................DAD HAS CUSTODY OF KIDS!!!! That pretty much says it all for me!!!!!!

So......in my book, she's right up there with; AIG, MAHOFF, HITLER, BIN LADEN, AND EVEN.......SANTA CLAUSE! Is there nothin' sacred anymore???????????

Happy Mother's Day To All Mothers; Especially Dial.....

(I think someone made it to decoration early this year!)



This is my mother......I get my craziness and good looks from her side.....well, I take that back! I'm a good hybrid of both my parents; but I have to say, that I get just as much of my crazy wit (and when I say crazy, you can take that any way you see fit; we are not in denial in this family!!)....others may be, but not us....we are quite in tune with what we are and that is one thing my mother has never made any qualms about. She has always been one of those people that is, "what you see is what you get"; yes, she's slowed down a bit and yes, she's grown a little more opinionated; however, I guess that's her right and shall be my right when I reach her age. She has groomed me in to the person I am today; "what you see is what you get". And with what I do on the sidelines, it happens to come in handy; I have alot of admirers that actually praise me for my outspoken cantor and behavior and not playing 'the games'. And for that, I thank her; it's inborn, for sure; we are alot alike and therefore, it has made for a steamy relationship over the years........but I do love her......because she's my momma.....and no matter who tells me how bad I am or how bad of a job I'm doing (even if it's her), I know that deep down I am a good person and a good mother myself; because that's the best lesson of all a mother can teach a daughter; to be and try to be a better mother than she.....and she did her job well. Because I KNOW, in the deepest of my heart, I'm a damn good mother!!!! (In fact, I do know it for a fact because I was given a most prestigous award for it; I'm a little humbled, to say the least; however, I will share this link where you may see where they bestowed it upon me; I do want to thank all that were involved in getting me honored!! http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/?nid=pTDALuR9aOtWsRHU2puoCDEzNTcwMTIw&referred_by=16452740-MlrvN6x&p=jbj )Thank you mom, and I love YOU!

(now.....with being my mother's daughter, I DO have a sick and somewhat, demented, sense of humor; so therefore, I will dedicate this next post to her and all the other mothers out there that are older and maybe are a little sexually frustrated......Happy Mothers Day!!!!!







IT'S MOTHER'S DAY PEOPLE!!!! And what better way to celebrate but with a little SNL digital short....I have to admit that I've never been a great fan of Justin Timberlake; however, some of the stuff that he and Andy Samberg do is quite ingenious, to say the least....So if you're a Cougar, and you appreciate the smaller things in life (and I do emphasize SMALLER), check out this little part deuce from 'Dick in the Box', back from Christmas....it'll brighten your day no matter what kinda a mutha you may be!!!!!