There he was......laying there wrapped up like a meal for the taking.......At first I walked by, sipping my coffee and avoided the whole facade of it all. I didn't want to go there. Me? I'd never done this before.......it wasn't like I had it in me to stoop to these inner feelings that I know others have had. Yet, something was telling me that today was going to be a whole new day; an awakening. I sipped on my coffee and thought of things that needed to be done; domestic duties that the female persuasion is accustomed to obliging of the rule.......maybe some laundry......or even baking something.....(laugh) that wasn't really me at all. Oh....there again.....he kept peering at me......The one eye.....do I act? Do I go for it? And then like a devastating blow, I found myself enthralled in all the wonder of it all; I was lost in this glory land and ambrosia of what I had been thrown into and like an incubator for what might have seemed like a minute in time and now it had came and I swallowed it up; whole.....and then again....it happened again......like a repetitive doll, I was under the influence and repeated the act to fulfillment! Alas! Alas!!! A new beginning!! It has been awakened in me!!!! There ain't nothing like a warmed up "Pig In the Blanket" People~~I can't believe I just ate TWO of them dang things!!!! Thas some good shizzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! Gets U SUM!!!!!!!!
1 hot dog
1 slice of bread
1 slice of American cheese
butter
(slap some of that butter on both sides of that bread and then slap that slice of cheese on that piece of bread...then wrap that little doggie round that bread and you can even punch some toothpicks in there to hold the bread on there if you got a big dog!) Put them puppies in the oven and bake 'em for about 30 minutes on 325 degrees and you got you a delicacy!!! Shoot.....then the next day you can warm 'em up in the microwave just like I just did and have you a RE-treat!!!!!! Good stuff!
4 comments:
"domestic duties that the female persuasion is accustomed to obliging of the rule..."
Things do change, though they go unnoticed at first. I walked into the quicky mart today, "he cooks", the lady behind the counter says to someone in the store, "but lord does he make a mess. He said last night, 'what you want me to fix for dinner?', I said, you just go in there and make yourself a sandwich and leave that kitchen alone tonight, I said."
So maybe there are many who need this recipe.
Men may be learning to cook but they apparently are a little behind on the higher order things like dishwashing.
Virgil.....I am hurt deeply at the fact that you are disgusted by my recipe! You can NOT tell me that you do not crave them just a 'weeeeee' bit, as well!!!! Have you forgotten where you came from? I believe that James T. has gotta a more "open mind" to my method of the 'wrapped pig'....thank you very much!
My Moma woulda never whupped up nothin fast like that. She'd a got some fresh meat, rolled it in flour, and deep fried it in lard for half an hour. No that was a real home cooked meal.
She did you a great diservice!!!! I do assume, though, she did prepare the original "fried spam"?
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