Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
Now this is my kinda guy........especially when there is a no win situation here......you beg for them to take you in at the jail because you want none other than to be with the local drunks and prostitutes on New Year's Eve rather than with your lovely WIFE and IN-LAWS!!! But this guy can't even get a pass into the local pokey!!! So he takes 'the bull by the horn'...........by goddette, he shows them!!!!!!!
"ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday." Click here for the lurid details......
Russia Pulls The Cork on New Year's Eve Sauna Spews!
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia has urged revelers celebrating the New Year in saunas on Thursday night to refrain from popping open the champagne until they have left the steam houses, warning it could prove fatal. Click here for full story
Now this is my kinda guy........especially when there is a no win situation here......you beg for them to take you in at the jail because you want none other than to be with the local drunks and prostitutes on New Year's Eve rather than with your lovely WIFE and IN-LAWS!!! But this guy can't even get a pass into the local pokey!!! So he takes 'the bull by the horn'...........by goddette, he shows them!!!!!!!
"ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday." Click here for the lurid details......
Russia Pulls The Cork on New Year's Eve Sauna Spews!
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia has urged revelers celebrating the New Year in saunas on Thursday night to refrain from popping open the champagne until they have left the steam houses, warning it could prove fatal. Click here for full story
Fatal for who????? Well, I can attest to bein' in a hot tub and having a few too many tini's and gettin' a little hot and be withered! But can popp'n a cork in a sauna be that fatal???? Really???? I think this may be a job for Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville! Be careful out there until then........I'm sure they will do a study for us..................Peace out!
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