Thursday, March 19, 2009

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME.......


There he was......laying there wrapped up like a meal for the taking.......At first I walked by, sipping my coffee and avoided the whole facade of it all. I didn't want to go there. Me? I'd never done this before.......it wasn't like I had it in me to stoop to these inner feelings that I know others have had. Yet, something was telling me that today was going to be a whole new day; an awakening. I sipped on my coffee and thought of things that needed to be done; domestic duties that the female persuasion is accustomed to obliging of the rule.......maybe some laundry......or even baking something.....(laugh) that wasn't really me at all. Oh....there again.....he kept peering at me......The one eye.....do I act? Do I go for it? And then like a devastating blow, I found myself enthralled in all the wonder of it all; I was lost in this glory land and ambrosia of what I had been thrown into and like an incubator for what might have seemed like a minute in time and now it had came and I swallowed it up; whole.....and then again....it happened again......like a repetitive doll, I was under the influence and repeated the act to fulfillment! Alas! Alas!!! A new beginning!! It has been awakened in me!!!! There ain't nothing like a warmed up "Pig In the Blanket" People~~I can't believe I just ate TWO of them dang things!!!! Thas some good shizzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! Gets U SUM!!!!!!!!

1 hot dog

1 slice of bread

1 slice of American cheese

butter

(slap some of that butter on both sides of that bread and then slap that slice of cheese on that piece of bread...then wrap that little doggie round that bread and you can even punch some toothpicks in there to hold the bread on there if you got a big dog!) Put them puppies in the oven and bake 'em for about 30 minutes on 325 degrees and you got you a delicacy!!! Shoot.....then the next day you can warm 'em up in the microwave just like I just did and have you a RE-treat!!!!!! Good stuff!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: IT'S SQUARE ROOT DAY!!!!


O.K......you say this is your coming out of sabbatical posting??? Well, it's an important event!!! How many times in our life time will see a day like today 03-03-09 ........3 is the square root of 9 people!!!!! This lovely event only happens evidently only three times in a century! So we all should REJOICE!!!! WE ALL SHOULD PULL OUT OUR CALCULATORS ( or as the newbies do, pull out your I-PHONES) and pull up that Square Root Sign and Bask in its Beauty!!!! Remember, the beauty is in the EYE of the Beholder......or rather, the square root of whatever.....(I couldn't do math for crap in school! Intermediate this.......Algebra A and then Algebra B.....General Mathematics in college (barely passed)........I'm a loser........But I just thought I would pretend for a day that I was a MATH GEEK!!!!