Sally.....myself.......has been on somewhat of a little hiatus for a few months now and I KNOW THAT YOU ALL HAVE MOURNED HER ABSENCE! However.......it's over, people! SHE BACK!!!!! SHE BITCHY!!!!! SHE MEAN!!!!!!! SHE SCUTTLE!!!!! AND MOSTLY, she just her ever, love'n, good hearted old self.......(that's need'n a friend, or two, or three.....)
Now.....If you look'n at me funny as to why the mere small tykes in the video singing one of the classic songs OF ALL TIME.....(well....maybe not of all time; but when I was 17.....they were the hair band of the freaking haze comin' off mine and ever one of my cronies dashboard).......Oh....and a freak'n DASHBOARD was something you used for the "DASH BOARD LIGHT!!!!!" (I hate explainin' myself! i.e. 'words of the iconic "MeatLoaf")........
Anyway........I'll never forget....Like yesterday.........It was spring......early summer, probably....1979! Me and my good friend were Juniors in High School and third friend.....she was a sophomore......She was beautiful....blond.....only child........just got a brand new Powder Puff Blue Cutlass Supreme for her 16th!!! We waz STYLIN!!! Donna Summer's "Want to Love You Baby" waz our anthem.......guys thought we were freak'n crazy blare'n down the main drag moanin' and carrying on like were these sensual, sexual, revolutionary babes......(those boyz were just scared.......wish they had had something to be scared of in me........) ANYWAY!!......
we waz........
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REO SPEEDWAGON, MOLLY HATCHETT....AND I SWEAR 38 SPECIAL!!!! COULD'A BEEN SOMETHIN I ATE!!!! HEEEHEEE..... (You know you told yo momma that B.S. and she believed that crap!!)
We had a blast on the way to Little Rock......120 miles......the newly 16 year old's momma only authorized ME as designated driver........I know what ya'll think'n!!!! She waz CRAZY!!!! Nope!! Smartest woman on the planet........she knew I'd keep everyone's crap in line........I waz always watchin what everyone else waz doin; little did I know, her momma waz always watch'n me.....I waz just like her....i waz think'n and take'n notes!.......not in to the boy thing that much.....and if i WAZ........Your SURE DIDN't Know About it!!!! Kind of a study to me...........Doin' research...if you will :)
Again...back to the excursion........we were driven down I-40......guys in back......3 jerks.....little did I know that one would eventually be ONE of my ex-husbands (whose count'n)......Couldn't stand none of the jerks.......freaks......nerdy assholes......I WAZ IN TO THE BADDDD BOYZ! or so, I thought.........They doin stupid shit in the back seat....Us three girls in the front........I think we mooned a few truck drivers(or they did; remember.....I was driven!!!!!!!), drinkin "Malt Duck"....remember the 8 pack??? POINIES!!!!!!!!! Boyz had their Miller Lite....SOOOO COOL!!! Hell....I had my damn weed.....and of course, It WAZ FOR MEDICI MAL PURPOSES!!!!! Little did i know I actually invented that word and should have patented the damn 'term'! After all.....I'd been sick.....complications turned my liver to mush.....I waz a smart girl.......momma said no alcohol!!! Why not an HERB?????
My Nana always said I was a very intuitive child.....a loner.......always dreamin'......
O.k. You got the mood and the setting.....even the dumb jerks in the back seat had the guts to BOGART my STOGIE......member; that when you could roll that skunk stuff......really didn't do nothin for long periods......but we thot it was some GOOD SHIT!!!! We get to the concert finally....thot i was going to slit my wrists......I waz all ready scream'n at these clowns in the back cuz they were SOOOOOO obnoxious!!!
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How many of you guys were that way back then???? 1978.....1979.....1980......hell some could have been long term clowns and lasted way up into the late 80's......(not that there is anything wrong with that).......::::Personal thought:::::WISH I WOULD HAVE...........might have been a little better for life and not played house so quick and tried to act like an adult and raised kids in the mix.........Some how, though....me and my first husband were blessed with 2 devoted boys..........with a little help from my second hubby, i might add......
but somewhere, after the show......things......basically.......uhhhhh.....to put it bluntly......went to shit! My buzz was WAYYYYYYY over........bitch had reset......3 jerks WERE drunk! And as dumb asses....we decide to feed the "Machines"......(if you had weighed all 3 soakin weight you mite have gotten 200lb; nO HORMONES IN CHICKEN, ROIDS, or CRETIN back then!!)
First Mistake.....
Stopped at Shoney's .....Back then......"BIG BOY"........
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You know what.......I'm think'n I'm going to make this ONE OF THOSE-ON GOING BLOGS-YOU KNOW......KIND of like a soap opera!!!!.........yEAH.........CUZ i'm tired.......gotta go to bed........gotta have my java in the morn'n with my baylies!!!!
Surely ya'll haven't forgotten my routine............I'm tryin' to get my groove back........Tryin' to learn to fly.....again.........I'm think'n........it's finally time I can..........and still feel for those that helped me fly.........
To be continued..................
