Dog EATS Owner's Balls Off--motive not clear.....

Submitted by Patricia D. Davis, Community Web Producer from KAIT8.com

 

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013, 10:29am

A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”
Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.
The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.
He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”
The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier.  The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.
Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized.  Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

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How in the hell can this happen???  I mean, I know the guy doesn't feel anything......but hell!!!  He's sleeping nude and the dog is in between his legs......uggghhh!!!   Usually stuff like this is kinda funny and maybe...just maybe...... I'd wished I'd been there!!!  But this is just WRONG!!!! 

Let's be clear here!!  I have the utmost sincere, sympathy for this guy!!  However, unless this guy was somewhat mentally challenged, I'm thinkin he musta royally pissed this dog off!!!  No tell'n what he had done to the dog before he went to sleep.....and YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!  That dog probably sat in the corner all night (I can hear the "The Cryin Game" play'n as we speak)...poor lil pup probably sat there and pondered on his revenge!!!!  You know dogs are smart....especially street dogs...strays.........I'm assuming here.....and you should never assume anything!!  Especially when it deals with assholes and balls!!!!!  Literally!!!!  From way back in the line of Snoddy, that is one thing you never did was assume!!!!  I always heard the old clan tell'n the younger male clan, that if ya go to the bathroom and ya have to do a major job, ya never assume when you're to the toilet paper time!!!! If ya assume all is clean and clear......then ya might just end up with a disaster on your hands!!!  It's best to look and then discard........
And your thinkin, what's this have to do with a dog eat'n your balls......don't assume that dog ain't got feelings!!!  Don't piss him off......he might just eat your nuts off!!! 

(Goddette help me!!!!! uggghhh!!!)

Disclosure from a friend.......Jim Ringley

I've got this friend, that has this friend, that knows this guy..........Jim Ringley.........I think I just name dropped!!!!  Oh well, sometimes it just comes out!  Jim and I must really ponder the world of Disclosure more often than some.....  I've known Jim for a long time.....sometimes friends drift in and out of your life and you really kind of take for granite the finer things some friends may have tucked secretly away that they are just waiting to spring on ya in life!!!  Somehow Jim and I reconnected in the past couple of years....exchanging late night emails that were probably somewhat fueled by a little dose of liquid courage on both our parts, for sure!!!   I have to admit that I always was intrigued by this shy, smart kid that I went to school with in my younger years.  His sisters were great basketball players and I was pretty scrappy myself....I was outgoing and never met a stranger!  But Jim was one of these that you kinda always wondered what he was thinkin!  I always knew he was a good artist because I would sneak peaks of his doodles on his notebook at school!!!  Never did I think that years later we would be 'pen pals' and trading blog sites.......But we are.......please check out his writings and his art at http://jimringley.com/ or here....http://www.jimringleyportraits.com/

Artist photo by Stan Yoshinobu

A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR..........(No joke.....and more stuff today...it's Friday!)

If I were a bear and I had chose this bar, I would have walked in and walked out too......for one thing, I'm thinkin this bear is definitely a female in the height of 'her season'.   As you watch the video, you can tell she picked a Irish pub and by her strategic movements of observing and staking the pub out, it was not to her liking. The facts are as follows:
1.  The guy with the backpack-not dare manly enough and no kilt! EASY PREY....NOT EXCEPTABLE!
2.  The women in the bar were not what she would have preferred to hang out with in No Den!  Looked to her like a DOG POUND!!
3.  No MALES to toy with.....NONE!!!!  If you like sleeveless, Do-ragged types....ok!  But needed some nice legs in KILTS that enjoyed hunting in a bar as a SPORT!!!
4.  The guy in hat, black shirt, glasses and beard: probably a fun guy to hang with....probably had some of that green, leafy vegetation that she prefers and runs upon in big patches when she's combing the outskirts of these suburbs; however, figured he was a media whore!!!!!  NO CAN DO!!!!
5.  Chocolate covered strawberry's and MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE......REALLY??? 

So basically the bear got the last laugh.......the joke was on the bar!  I surmise that this was a true Irish female bear and probably from the SNODDY Line.  Very brazen....observant.....presence is power!!!!  I walk in a bar and the crowd does the same!!!  It was soooo unnerving when I was younger but I grew to accept this curse years ago and embrace my noble subjects now!!!  I'm thinking this bear is seasoned  and conditioned, as well.  However, she must have had  a long day and she really just wasn't in to having to work this hard for some sport!!!!  There was no way she was participating in this poor display and mockery of the true Irish pub!  I applaud the she-bear lass!

It's School Board Election Time--Dwight is worth a RE-RUN!!!

Well, boys & girls....it's that time of year again!  Fat Bastard tipped me this a couple of years back and (for the life of me....I don't recall who Fat Bastard Is!!!! I hate it when I do that!!!) 

I needed something to pep me up today and this is definitely a GOOD Laugh!! And definitely worth a re-run....so I'm posting a re-run for my re-run election candidate!!!!  Dwight D Hunnycut!!!

After all....it is School Board Election time!!!

Happy Anniversary.......NOT ~~~~~~

Where you at lil boy?  Wish you would talk to me......I just wanted to visit with ya.  I don't want to bother cuz I know your busy flyin' here and there!  It seems these days everyone and everything is soooo mixed up and the truth of the matter, I've never been better!  But I miss your smiling face......you always made me smile even when it WAS bad.....No amount of money, no amount of pain, and no amount of heartache can really take me back there now.......But the one thing I miss is your presence and guidance.  You....the ambitious one, the strong one, the one no one really knew!  The secret one, the mysterious figure everyone thought they knew.....You used to come to me in my dreams.....especially unexpectedly!!!  That was awesome!!!  But now.......nothing!  Maybe you have gone on to help another or maybe, just maybe you're settled???  Maybe your finally at peace with reality of your non-existence???

Well I miss you......I was told to wait and be patient with this life.......unfortunately stupid decisions were made on my part and after coming to the realization this was reality (about a year ago), I have taken it in stride.  However, now I'm LIVING with dissentions of my past.  But....I can only hope you speak to me and advise me of where to go from here.......I'm treading......and waiting.........just a down-right LOYAL BITCH :)

The Cricket's know.......

Simple song.....but says so much........
Peace Out.....and Luv!!!!

Razorback basketball...Da BOYZ not only Look ALIKe....I'm just making an observation....

Is it me.....or is there something similar about these two.......











On the right....>>>>>>look at him....an older, wiser, coach. Confident???? Rich??? and on the left......<<<<<<<Final Four three times, losing to Duke in the semifinals in 1990, winning the National Championship in 1994 against Duke University, and losing in the Championship game to UCLA in 1995. He was named the National Coach of the Year in 1994. His teams typically played an up tempo game with intense pressure defense - a style that was known as "40 Minutes of Hell." He is the winningest Basketball coach in Arkansas history, compiling a 389-169 record in 17 seasons. He is the only head coach to win a Junior College National Championship, the NIT, and the NCAA Tournament.
On the left, Mr Anderson's teams went 23-11 and finished 5th in the conference in both of his final two seasons with Missouri. The Tigers made the NCAA tournament both years but never finished above third place in conference during his tenure. This three year span was the first time the team had made three or more consecutive trips to the NCAA tournament since 2003. That same three year span is the first time the Tigers had won more than 20 games three years in a row since since 1980-1983.

Let's give him a chance..........maybe he could be a GAME CHANGER......or.....I'm not EVEN going to say it......

Peace Out!!! ;)

Sally: do you remember........me!!!!!!!!?????

July 16th, 1999-the day it all went down.....

It's one of those things......I guess you just don't get over or really comprehend........why??? Who Knows!!! But all I know is, it was a very......VERY.......sad day for all.

I just thought we needed a reminder......it's kind of like 9-11.......but this happend way before that and I never knew really how much of an impact it would always have on a lil' ol' EX-cougar........He was such a sweet boy.......

http://www.john-f-kennedy-jr.com/murdered.htm

But.....life goes on......or so it seems........we kinda get lost in it ourselves. Goin' through the motions of the daily grind and tryin' to find the purpose in it all......oh-don't get me wrong! The purpose is there.....and at the end of the day we all lay our heads down thinking "Damn! I made it ONE MORE DAY!" and then there's sum that just say a little prayer and thank that "Higher Being" that they somehow......still have the hope that one day.....just one day.......all will be right in the world and mostly......in their hearts.

Peace Out.....Luv ;)

Knee deep in Kenny.......

Lude is in the House!

I go back.........

"We all have a song that some how stamped our lives........Takes us to another place and time. So I go back to a pew, preacher, and a choir.....Singin' about god, brimstone and fire. And the smell of Sunday chicken after church....And I go back to the loss of a real good friend.....And the sixteen summers I shared with him......Now "Only The Good Die Young" stops me in my tracks. And everytime I hear that songI go back, I go back"..............But then......."There goes my life......"

Someone that I cherished very much in my life died suddenly........he was just a man...a healer of the body; some people loved him....some didn't......but i loved him; not because he saved my life or delivered a couple of my children....but, because he was just a man.....wanting to help people and just wanting to be liked...he was just like us trying to get through this crazy life--he was on his game at times; had the world by the tail.....and then, such as life, he slipped; as we all do somtimes...I slipped and called him 'daddy' a time or two, that's for sure.........we sat and talked for hours at times.... trying to figure out this life.......he was just a man.....he loved his children dearly! I loved him dearly........seems like he was always there when i needed an ear...... I'll miss him.....but I Thank Him......He was there when I didn't even know I needed him.......and he was there......
Thank you for life.......
Thank you for adding to my life.......
Thank you for giving my children life........
I'll keep you alive in my heart and my life.........

Peace and love.....out......:)

Happy Mother's Day.......Dotty Dial!

Tradition has and always will be to go to Decoration at Houston Cemetary on Mother's Day............

My mom always likes to be the first one there.......

Happy Mother's Day!

Am I worthy?

I've been consumed by wanting to know who and what I may have been successful in my life for.......yet, I've been searching in the wrong places; trying to succeed in the wrong sects: trying to impress the wrong people.......when it was all right in front of me.........the whole time.

A journey is needed in life if you've never had one.....a Journey To "Who the True You" is. Sounds hokey....sounds cliche.......but, in all actuality, it' s true. (And if anyone hasn't ever done it or experienced it, or even tried it for that matter, they are either waller'n in their own bitterness, or they are making life for everyone around them a LIVING HELL!!! Ask my former constituents!!!!)

The journey is long.....it takes months; years....may even take a decade. Patience is needed by others around if this is going to work for you or THEM. The truth is; the journey will be worth it for all involved if it is truly meant to be life changer........a game changer.........

Finding out if you are worth the life that has been given you on this Earth is something that only the person inside can find and discover the true answer. Yet; we question........we analyze.........we accuse..........we blame..........we deny....we deny even ourselves of some of life pleasures to just make it ALL LOOK GOOD for the outside to see......but where is the worth?

Am I worthy? Hell, yes! I'm worthy......took me awhile......but I know I am......but I am worthy for the one thing most important.........and that is my true, inner happiness in my heart. I know my children give me that, for sure. Unconditional. Without a question..........

I also know that when the passion is there in a relationship it is worthy.......worthy of the effort....the effort to make the move to just give truth and honesty to the other........worth IS WORTH something isn't it? (Don't make me question this because my journey has been long and strenousous.......hard.......humiliating........humbling..........yet euphoric........)

So yes.....I'm Worthy.........Give me some time......I'll give you time.........it's worth it........we are worthy. Peace Out....Luv!
(A little Doobie Brothers for everyone.....South City midnight lady
I'm much obliged indeed
You sure have saved this man
whose soul was in need
I thought there was no reason
for all these things I do
But the smile that I sent out
returned with you)

To Be Continued.....Dun...On to other IMPORTANT things!

(If you are reading this post, and you haven't read my blog in awhile....you might want to read the post prior to this one to get this sick and demented story......if you don't.......well.......nevermind!)

Long story short...........the jerks make assholes of themselves in the "Big Boy"....... in front of the major and all time cool people that I was over in a corner pervin from afar from.....yes! It was Molly Hatchet in person AT THE BIG BOY!!!!!! They walk in to get them sum good munchies and i'm like.....freakin.....die'n......it was my first 'groupie moment' EVER!!!!!! (I was a virgin.....just so we are clear!!) I was beside myself......but remember....a little paranoid......poepoe walks in.........the 3 puberty stricken jerks are in full swing by this time......they can't hang with us mature and more "cool and suave, sweet females"........me, being the young and up and coming Bitch that I was grooming myself to be had had "ENUF!!!!" Drama eluded the whole resteraunt.....or drive in.......or whatever the hell it was.......(I know there were booths!) WE WERE HEAD TURNERS!!!!!!!
I told the girls......"this train was a leavin and the assholes could walk or ride!"

BREAK>>>>>remember.....I was just 17........
OH heck......Let's go Back!!!!



I know......you're think'n......."She Was Just 17".Beatles.....WELL,.......I TOLD YOU I'M NOT THE NORM.....Eric Clapton and his "slow hand" ...I ALWAYS LIKED THIS SONG BETTER........I'M COMPLEX!!!!!!

Long story short.......girls get in car......boys get in car......we stop at Mayflower and let my ex-to be that was with the newly turned 16 year old at the time (first love)......no really......I am and always be honored to be a part of that little history......i OWN IT! i LOVE IT.... 2 special people......he was a boy though and boys turn into jerk men at times but then they grow up eventually........anyway, we stop at Mayflower and let the one boy call his Auntie to tell her "plans have changed and it's o.k.; (he had no choice; I loved it!!!!! I was in control at that time!!!!!! heeeeheee) And Auntie...."WE WILL BE SAFE AND GET HOME O.K.!!!!!!

And, of course, we did..........

I dropped them off at the newly 16 year olds house........everyone piled up on the couch.......except me............

And I......being the 17....almost 18 year independent woman that I was........drove off in my 1978-Camero with '79 stripes ....little bondo........hey! It blew a lil oil but by golly it got me to places you can only dream about!!!!! (and yeah.....it was a half-breed......not that there is anything wrong with that! MEMBER; I am a trend setter! I just didn't know it!!!!)

And with that.....I went and found my bad boy.............and lost my virginity that night........
Damn..........(and it wasn't even all what it was cracked up to be............as usual........) I'm gonna smoke now.........

On a lighter note: WATCH THIS! PEACE OUT AND LUV TO ALL THAT CAN STILL FEEL IT.......... (This is for you Virg....SPECIALLY THE SPANK'N, PERVERTED KITTY!)