(If you are reading this post, and you haven't read my blog in awhile....you might want to read the post prior to this one to get this sick and demented story......if you don't.......well.......nevermind!)
Long story short...........the jerks make assholes of themselves in the "Big Boy"....... in front of the major and all time cool people that I was over in a corner pervin from afar from.....yes! It was Molly Hatchet in person AT THE BIG BOY!!!!!! They walk in to get them sum good munchies and i'm like.....freakin.....die'n......it was my first 'groupie moment' EVER!!!!!! (I was a virgin.....just so we are clear!!) I was beside myself......but remember....a little paranoid......poepoe walks in.........the 3 puberty stricken jerks are in full swing by this time......they can't hang with us mature and more "cool and suave, sweet females"........me, being the young and up and coming Bitch that I was grooming myself to be had had "ENUF!!!!" Drama eluded the whole resteraunt.....or drive in.......or whatever the hell it was.......(I know there were booths!) WE WERE HEAD TURNERS!!!!!!!
I told the girls......"this train was a leavin and the assholes could walk or ride!"
BREAK>>>>>remember.....I was just 17........
OH heck......Let's go Back!!!!
I know......you're think'n......."She Was Just 17".Beatles.....WELL,.......I TOLD YOU I'M NOT THE NORM.....Eric Clapton and his "slow hand" ...I ALWAYS LIKED THIS SONG BETTER........I'M COMPLEX!!!!!!
Long story short.......girls get in car......boys get in car......we stop at Mayflower and let my ex-to be that was with the newly turned 16 year old at the time (first love)......no really......I am and always be honored to be a part of that little history......i OWN IT! i LOVE IT.... 2 special people......he was a boy though and boys turn into jerk men at times but then they grow up eventually........anyway, we stop at Mayflower and let the one boy call his Auntie to tell her "plans have changed and it's o.k.; (he had no choice; I loved it!!!!! I was in control at that time!!!!!! heeeeheee) And Auntie...."WE WILL BE SAFE AND GET HOME O.K.!!!!!!
And, of course, we did..........
I dropped them off at the newly 16 year olds house........everyone piled up on the couch.......except me............
And I......being the 17....almost 18 year independent woman that I was........drove off in my 1978-Camero with '79 stripes ....little bondo........hey! It blew a lil oil but by golly it got me to places you can only dream about!!!!! (and yeah.....it was a half-breed......not that there is anything wrong with that! MEMBER; I am a trend setter! I just didn't know it!!!!)
And with that.....I went and found my bad boy.............and lost my virginity that night........
Damn..........(and it wasn't even all what it was cracked up to be............as usual........) I'm gonna smoke now.........
On a lighter note: WATCH THIS! PEACE OUT AND LUV TO ALL THAT CAN STILL FEEL IT.......... (This is for you Virg....SPECIALLY THE SPANK'N, PERVERTED KITTY!)
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