IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.......AND I'LL TELL IT IF I WANT TO!!!!!

You know......as I sit here on my 47th Birthday....yeah 47!!!! and reflect on what and why and where I've been and what I've seen and I've what I've done......I'm thinkin' that it could have been worse......it could have been better.......but in all honesty, the only thing I know today is that the TRUTH will set you free. It's true that I'm 47 years young today and it's true that I'm STILL GET'N IT DONE!!!!!!! But the best thing about today is that I know that for once in my life I'm not lieing to NO ONE.......Not even myself!!! Best Birthday Gift Ever!!!!! My therapist....yes my therapist (doesn't everyone have one????) tells me that truth is the beginning of the healing and I truly think this educated female knows what she's talking about!! Women are funny about hiding behind a mask at times in their lives and they often put on a poker face for this reason or that.....whether it's for show-hiding an abusive relationship-keeping up with the Jones'-or just down right pride-but let me tell ya! It's not healthy for the psyche, that's for sure, because you find yourself lost in a world you don't even know and you don't even recognize yourself in the mirror after a few years! But this morning.........I knew..........I looked ME straight in the eye and I actually LIKED WHAT I SAW!!!! And I don't think I've EVER thought that.......wrote it.....or said it out loud in my ENTIRE life!!!! So this is BIG for me.......MAJOR!!!!! I'm healing........the truth shall set you free.......and free I am.......and the good thing about it is I'm still a hot cougar still get'n it done and damn proud of it!!!!!!!! (This video ain't NO cougar, but it's a sweet little pussy cat singing to ME!!!!)

Anne Pressley: Vance....he's guilty of something.....

I've blogged about this before, and before, and before, the last 'before' being especially close to home...........I read in the Arkansas Democrat the other day about how Curtis Lavelle Vance told his story of his interrogations and the 'way it all went down' when he was apprehended. The details send chills up my spine and the pain comes back just like it was yesterday.......October 20th, 2008 when she was attacked, only to succumb to the beating five days later. Old wounds are now having to come back in to the lives of her loved ones; yet, they never go away.......because you see, no matter what they do to this guy or what they do to WHOEVER was involved (I'll get to that in a minute), the thought of your baby girl or best bud being brutally beaten, stabbed and raped to the point of her unrecognizable beauty being ripped from her face will never leave the thoughts of her family or us! As for Vance's quotes in the paper that day and his accounts of the way things happened are scary, to say the least. Not that he has an IQ way below the charts or anything, but then who are we to believe?????------->>>> The Prosecution or the Defendants side and their panel of professionals that will come in.....analyze.....pick him apart......all the while, describing in detail what happened to Anne in total, sick detail......it disgusts me! But at least they have one part of the equation-Vance.......I'm not saying that he may or may have not acted alone; however, this guy is pretty stupid.......I don't get it how he did this alone.......but then again, Sally is a conspiracists!!! Everybody's out to get Everybody!!!! RIGHT???? I'M GONNA PRAY, PRAY, PRAY.........because this is very hard for this family and I pray to GOD that the truth......ALL OF THE TRUTH.......comes out................That's all I can stand to say today.......I could go on but it would just piss me off more!!!!!! Peace out!!!!! Pray for Anne's FAMILY!!!!!!( I found some posts on my friend Patricia that I went back and read and you can read them too, if you wish here and here.)

EXTORTION!!! SMORTION!!!!!! DAVID.....WHO CARES???

And as far as it being "far worse if he were a politician or preacher", I say "POOHY"!!! Hello.....???? Slick Willy Clinton!!!!!! I luv ya David....I think it may be time for you to retire though; but other than that, I think you're great and you should a called me if you was needing some attention......Bill O'Reilly knows the drill! (check out that post for details by clicking on the link)!!!! Peace Out!!!!

I'm sharing this from Virg's Blog: Thank You Virg! Luv me Some Will Ferrell!

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

BREAKING NEWS!!!! SH*T SNIFFING DOGS FIND FECES BURGLAR!!!!!

STUART, FLA. ......This is soooooooo bazarre!!! I mean, this was the funniest thing I've read in a long time and I just had to share..........O.K.....You got this guy....>>>>>>yeah....this bright and shining star here in the lovely mug shot here to the right........21 year old Robert Stark Higgins! Mr. Higgins was STARK NAKED and covered in FECES jumping into the neighbors pool Saturday Night!!!! I hate to even broach the pun, but this IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!! But we have to analyze the situation and find out just why Mr. Stark Naked Higgins (that's what I'm gonna call him) covered in Sh*t found himself slamming through his neighbors screen to his pool. Mr. Naked Higgins is 21......he was drunk.......he was covered in sh*t........hummmmm.......SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT FREAK'N PARTY TO ME AT HIS HOUSE!!! I WANNA KNOW WHO AND WHAT WAS GOING ON AT HIS HOUSE?????!!!!! I'm sure there were pharmaceuticals involved, LOTS of ALCOHOL and maybe they were doing some of those new wave mud baths- "Little Soldiers Mud Bath" GONE BAD!!!!!!! Anyway..........I just had to share....... Peace Out!!!!!!

It WAS a Harmonic Convergence..............

I was listening to one of those MEDIA biggies or something of another the other day and I heard the discussion about a "Harmonic Convergence"; the Sun, Moon and six out of eight planets being part of the "grand trine", or as I would like to term it........just freak'n poetry in motion. Life being perfect; being in harmony with your inner self and whoever you want to be with or wherever you want to be in this world......... How do you know if you've ever experienced it........the Mayans think that they had it figured out.......but do we? There is probably this one time in your life that you really get happy; is it at the right time or is at the wrong time......another question posed to me; "in all your years of adulthood, how many of those years have you been truly happy?" I shudder to think of the years that I actually admitted out loud........not enough.....but will it be enough.......Again, I read today on the front page of the MSN page about "Happiness Being Overated" with Julia Baird's rendition of her take on the female perception of happiness and how it has evolved from the feminist movement since 1972.....We ARE SOME UNHAPPY BITCHES!!!!! Bluntly put! We've had to conform to what society has expected us to be and and not what we want to be.......In Julia's article she also sites Barbara Ehrenreich's book, Bright-Sided: How Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America, calls positive thinking a "mass delusion." She argues that an unrelenting drive to train our brains to overlook problems and blame ourselves for failures has blinded us to inequality, incompetence, and stupidity. hummmmm.....................................all i know is I've been looking for a long time.......and in a brief instance, I thought I had the power to quit blaming myself for my incompetence and stupidity and stand up for myself.......to let the moons take me into that harmonic convergence and let the planets fall where they may........I was riding my own emotions and feeling good about my strength........ I know I'm strong and I know I'm a good person (even though I like a little Bailey's in my java and a good swisher every now and then.......) but society gets in the way of my life........Give me strength to be a complainer and to get what I want in life no matter what anybody thinks.........I'm tired of conforming....... :) Luv! Peace Out!

Lucky the Turtle........Lucky YOU!

Well, you know it's your LUCKY day when you run across an animal named "Lucky"......it has to only mean one thing!!! Either the animal's been lucky or you're gonna get lucky.....(there I go again, crack'n myself up!!!) Anyway, I thought this was a great story because who would have though to put plastic sliders on a mauled Turtle??? Brilliant!!! I love turtles.....of course, I watch Entourage and I love the character "Turtle" on there because he is coming out of his shell so well (he's the one that dates Jamie Lynn Sigler)and he's got hot little babes slobbering all over him while he's going back to college....I think Jamie's gett'n jealous! Anyway, back to Lucky the Turtle; he got a spot on the Today Show with a Full Segment. You might want to watch it...it's very tender.....(click on the plastic slider link and slip away!) makes you stop and think about things........Makes you want to run out and buy a pair of those "Lucky Jeans"- you know the kind where you undo the zipper and it says "Lucky You" on it??????

Well.......I can't stand abrupt endings.........

I have to say that I'm a little slow posting this.......I've been very busy with social duties and wondering about all the Health Issues that our Coercive Government is offering us.....however, during this time, we must relax and enjoy some of the 'FINER', simpler, relaxing, things in life.....and mine are my wonderful shows that take me from reality.......OR THEY COULD VERY WELL BE MY SUB CONSCIOUS LIFE THAT I REALLY DON'T KNOW I HAVE-MAYBE I'M A VAMPIRE???? NOT A WITCH....OR A SHIFTSHAKER!!! Anyway........and the grand Finale of True Blood was Sunday night.......loved it........but I've got to tell ya, I just get giddy when I hear the Opening Credits Theme Song!!!! All in all......it was a mind blowing experience.....to say the least! Enjoyed it....Can't wait till the next season.....I love me some TRUE BLOOD!!!!!!

Rambling thoughts from Sally.......

Now that I'm back......well, not totally back.....but moving slowly back into this ritual of blogging my feelings upon my sleeve, I have some important topics I must hit on this a.m. before they slip through that infinite whole of forgetfulness that we, as cougars and, as I would like to think.....the more mature, sexual, savvy gender.....sometimes, have a tendency to brush off (not forget).....so I must share:

Gots to start off with my new HomeBoy....Ryan Mallet-little baby QB for the Arkansas Razorbacks......you know, when I heard him first speak on that talk show of the "Voice"...you know......Chuck Barrett's show and I'm listening, drink'n my coffee....I'm hearing this kid with this Michigan accent....I'm think'n "I know that this boy is not a black American (because I had seen pics of him before).......but the kid sounds like Eminem....yeah...Eminem!!!! Rapper....Gansta......Mariah Carey Stalker.....but that's o.k....he's my hero for now....and if you're think'n I'm gonna pull some "Cougar" moves on him or talk some smack about "prey'n" on this 21 year old baby, think again.........really don't have it in me........but I gots me some YAYA's that have some HOT daughters that would love to meet the guy......that is, if he's a good guy and no PLAYA!!!!! My girls ain't no 'SKANKS IN TANKS'.........they are real ladies and don't play games......we've taught them well......So Ryan-if you are need'n a good girl and are tired of all those 'skanks' throwin their trashy selves at ya......give Ms. Sally a hit sometime.........we be fixin' you up RIGHT!!!

• Now I must talk about the inspirational shows that I have been watching while on sabbatical. These shows have been very helpful and instrumental in helping me find my way back to, what I believe in finding.........my true inner self! These shows have been very helpful and full of parallel scenarios for the every day 'Cougar' that has lost her ZEAL for FUN or LIFE........they build your confidence and implore your imagination to the utmost extreme peaks of your very well being and ultimately get you back to YOU!!!!! And you know.......isn't that's what it's all about........being one on one with you???? Your self??? Oh shit.....I went into that other mode....anyway, here is my list in Priority (especially if you are at the bottom and need immediate help!):

1. HBO's HUNG........What can I say.....Season 1 Episode #9 is the best......Richard and Lenore really give me insight.........I can't even begin to describe what this episode did for my moral, as well as my ambition to look at the world in a different light........this is all I can post for this snippet because they removed everything off of YouTube......

2. Showtime's Weeds........self explanatory.....
3. HBO's In Treatment...........again.....self explanatory......
4. Showtime's Californication.........hummmmmm..........that will be a post within itself......
5. HBO's True Blood! Got's to have me some Jason Stackhouse..........and I'm sorry, it's Twilight for ADULTS!!!!!!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!! Takes me back to when I ride the bus home from Hurie Grade school (I was a latch key kid) and I would go in and watch Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows!!!! Oh SNAP!!!!! I was only 3 when I was watching that and I was an overachiever; that's why I was all ready in GRADE SCHOOL!!!! Gotta GO!
........................Peace OUT!

It's you and me and BOBBY MCGEEHEE!!!!!!

Check Bobby out at "My thoughts about......" You have no idea what your entrance to the blog world has done: you have brought me out of semi-retirement from the blog world!!! I've been in hiding.....Sally's been confused as of late with all of the world's problems and upheavals! But between you and Virg and even James T., I think I'm gonna make it..........Thank you to all! I'm kick'n back with my Bailey's and Java and enjoy'n my morning Grape Swisher and Life's Good!

Farrah and Michael and ED!

I'm at a loss.......words cannot express! I'm dyeing inside......Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and yes, OH YES....Ed McMahon (me and Johnny were tight!!!); I can't even begin to describe the melancholy I feel at this time! I can't even talk about it; let's just let the song speak for itself for the loss of them all; however, they will always stay beautiful, young spirited and full of wit as if it were yesterday Ed was saying "Heeerrrrrrrrrrre's Johnny!"

KRIS ALLEN~~~~~~BILL; WE GOT PROBLEMS

AMERICA HAS A NEW 'AMERICAN IDOL' AND SO DO I.....Therefore, Bill (O'Reilly); here is your Dear Bill letter....
Dear Bill;
Get the hell out!!!! Kris' move'n in! This young little boy, toy is HOT! And I'm a Heartless Bitch!!!!! He's singin' this song to me and I love it!!! Sing it Baby Boy! I'll hold you close and cuddle you up!!!!! You just keep sing'n to momma!!!

Love to you Kris; (WHO'S BILL?),
Sally (Heartless Bitch!)


heeheeeee!!!!!!!! Way to Go Kris ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill O'Reilly Hates NYT.....But down deep...he loves me.....

....I love Bill......I know he loves me......when he talks to me in my boudrior, his voice is like a big sur crashing upon the rocks of the shore; his voice bounces off the walls and entrances me; I find myself within another world......just he and I; he likes me fully engulfed in leather; bustier with fishnets......trimmed with the ever so classy thigh-high leather boots; I'm dancing around him as he sits posted on a stool in the middle of the room with a loin cloth, shackled and hand-cuffed (pink, fuzzy ones; of course); it's like the dance of wolves........we prey upon each other with his words of obscenities raging through the air; NANCY PELOSI.......NEWT .........ACORN..........HILLARY BITCH..........GEORGE CLOONEY........JESSICA (BIEL).......PLEASE, don't bring her name up, Bill........He's like a tiger that stalks and eats it's prey alive and then sits down and is so proud of himself.......he'll just eat it up!!!!! I gotta go........Peace Out!

Sally's GOT HER PINK ON........and Hiss'n at the CON COUGAR!!!!

• Well, I was a little bored today and thought I would just pretty up myself and go all out with a little fru, fru! I know pink is so.....PINK! But then....Cougars that are real Cougars are gonna wear pink at some time during the day at one point or the other; which leads me to a topic that I've been wanting to discuss that is way OVER DUE!!!!!
  
  
  It has EVERYTHING to do with this CON-Cougar!!!! Stacey Anderson!!!! Why isn't the President getting involved in this! There should be a Bail-Out for all of us Non-Con Consorting Cougars out there that are not sponging off of reality TV and saying that we are QUOTE, "COUGARS" , and making un-becoming young, little play things think you are the SHIZZZZZ!!! I mean the very thought of this VICIOUS CREATURE is ridiculous! And she sets there and calls herself a "doting mother".........
• she's on a reality show with 20 somethings and she's 40 something......hello? Why not just DO IT!!!!! You can film yourself, Bitch???? That's what we do...........(dumbasssssssssss)
• by reports, she is NOT a doting mother, but a LOUSY Mother.....according to her ex-hubby, which I'm sure is not wanting ANY limelight for this NOW!!!heeeheee!!!! (He's a man; he wants a piece of the pie too; and yeah....I MEAN A PIECE!!!!!! But probably not of her; just money will do this time being since she's TOO OLD for him!!!) heeeheee! I'm crack'n myself up here!!!
• she's not a millionaire!!!!! SHOCKING!!!!! SHOCKING~~~~~~NOT! Who in there right mind would be on a reality show.......well, never mind........(Hugh Hefner, A BUNCH of Bachelors (supposedly), etc.....etc........Never mind!!!!!!
• BIG ONE HERE.................DAD HAS CUSTODY OF KIDS!!!! That pretty much says it all for me!!!!!!

So......in my book, she's right up there with; AIG, MAHOFF, HITLER, BIN LADEN, AND EVEN.......SANTA CLAUSE! Is there nothin' sacred anymore???????????

Happy Mother's Day To All Mothers; Especially Dial.....

(I think someone made it to decoration early this year!)



This is my mother......I get my craziness and good looks from her side.....well, I take that back! I'm a good hybrid of both my parents; but I have to say, that I get just as much of my crazy wit (and when I say crazy, you can take that any way you see fit; we are not in denial in this family!!)....others may be, but not us....we are quite in tune with what we are and that is one thing my mother has never made any qualms about. She has always been one of those people that is, "what you see is what you get"; yes, she's slowed down a bit and yes, she's grown a little more opinionated; however, I guess that's her right and shall be my right when I reach her age. She has groomed me in to the person I am today; "what you see is what you get". And with what I do on the sidelines, it happens to come in handy; I have alot of admirers that actually praise me for my outspoken cantor and behavior and not playing 'the games'. And for that, I thank her; it's inborn, for sure; we are alot alike and therefore, it has made for a steamy relationship over the years........but I do love her......because she's my momma.....and no matter who tells me how bad I am or how bad of a job I'm doing (even if it's her), I know that deep down I am a good person and a good mother myself; because that's the best lesson of all a mother can teach a daughter; to be and try to be a better mother than she.....and she did her job well. Because I KNOW, in the deepest of my heart, I'm a damn good mother!!!! (In fact, I do know it for a fact because I was given a most prestigous award for it; I'm a little humbled, to say the least; however, I will share this link where you may see where they bestowed it upon me; I do want to thank all that were involved in getting me honored!! http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/?nid=pTDALuR9aOtWsRHU2puoCDEzNTcwMTIw&referred_by=16452740-MlrvN6x&p=jbj )Thank you mom, and I love YOU!

(now.....with being my mother's daughter, I DO have a sick and somewhat, demented, sense of humor; so therefore, I will dedicate this next post to her and all the other mothers out there that are older and maybe are a little sexually frustrated......Happy Mothers Day!!!!!







IT'S MOTHER'S DAY PEOPLE!!!! And what better way to celebrate but with a little SNL digital short....I have to admit that I've never been a great fan of Justin Timberlake; however, some of the stuff that he and Andy Samberg do is quite ingenious, to say the least....So if you're a Cougar, and you appreciate the smaller things in life (and I do emphasize SMALLER), check out this little part deuce from 'Dick in the Box', back from Christmas....it'll brighten your day no matter what kinda a mutha you may be!!!!!