What would the Church lady have to say about this one?????

ITALIANS WHO HAD SEX IN CHURCH CONFESSIONAL REPENT......ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop. The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function. Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realised they had gone too far. I'm really excited that they got a good lawyer because it sounds like he had a great defense for them......"drinking too much all night, and said that they were asking for forgiveness". Now that's a good lawyer and I wish I had that lawyer; maybe he could get me out of some obscene things me and my cougar friends have had some run ins with in the past....He might be one to put on retainer......"The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it.
Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege. I'm feeling like I need to have a "Mass of Reparation" just for the past 30 years............YA YA!!!! And with that I will hope you will be watching what the Church Lady has to say about that!!!!!

Take A Bow, Hillary......Hail Hillary!

REFLECTING ON WHAT HILLARY DID WIN........

From the New York Times Op-Ed Columnist
What Hillary Won
By GAIL COLLINS
Published: June 7, 2008

This is a good editorial; it really kind of made me weepy even though it's been a kind of "weepy" week for me anyway! Goddette forbid any MAN see me weep, but I've had a hard, damn week and last night really topped it off. I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant and I've stuffed my face and it's down to the fortune cookie......I open it and it reads something like" Your mouth may be moving today, but no one is listening!" Well, in a man's world, hellooooo??!!!! That little piece of paper ain't tell'n me somethin' I ain't all ready figured out by now! By reading what Gail Collins has to say about Hillary has done for us, kind of made me sympathize with half of what Hillary probably has had to endure for the most part of her campaign, let alone her life. But I've all ready covered that in another post as being the good wife and standing behind your man crap and look'n pretty.........Gail writes "Clinton is very much a product of the generation that accepted a certain amount of humiliation as the price of progress. She wrote in her autobiography that when she ran for president of her high-school class against several boys, one of them told her she was “really stupid” if she thought a girl could be elected president. She lost, and later, the winner asked her to head a committee “which as far as I could tell was expected to do most of the work.” She swallowed hard, accepted and, she admitted, really liked organizing all the school parades and dances and pep rallies. This is one of the things you have to admire about Hillary Clinton. She still enjoys the work. Over the past months, Clinton has seemed haunted by the image of the “nice girl” who gives up the fight because she’s afraid the boys will be angry if they don’t get their way. She told people she would never, ever say: “I’m the girl, I give up.” She would never let her daughter, or anybody else’s daughter, think that she quit because things got too tough. And she never did. Nobody is ever again going to question whether it’s possible for a woman to go toe-to-toe with the toughest male candidate in a race for president of the United States. Or whether a woman could be strong enough to serve as commander in chief. " You know, I can just imagine how many nights she has laid in bed and cried her eyes out.....and don't laugh....and if you are laughing, you're probably a man......because let me tell ya, it's a bitch when you're the "token bitch" of the campaign, the table, the committee, or the board. It ain't no fun cuz you're usually the one that asks the hard ball questions while the other dead dicks just sit there with their thumbs up their butts.......but of course, that's just from my experience and my HUMBLE opinion............."Her campaign didn’t resolve whether a woman who seems tough enough to run the military can also seem likable enough to get elected. But she helped pave the way. So many battles against prejudice are won when people get used to seeing women and minorities in roles that only white men had held before. By the end of those 54 primaries and caucuses, Hillary had made a woman running for president seem normal. Her campaign was messy, and it made some fatal tactical errors. But nobody who sent her a donation could accuse her of not giving them their money’s worth." As I sit here and wait for her to give her concession speech (and drink my bloody mary and drag on my swisher sweet ever so slowly), I will reflect on all she has done for us bitches out in the Political World and raise my glass and say a "Hail Hillary"..........in fact, I'll probably "Hail Hillary" several drinks through out the day..............Take a bow, Hillary.........

NO DEAL IN THE WORKS????? COME ON.......

OBAMA APPOINTS TEAM TO HELP FIND RUNNING MATE WASHINGTON - Barack Obama has asked a three-person team, including Caroline Kennedy, to help lead the vetting of a prospective vice presidential candidate. Kennedy has begun managing the process with high-profile Democratic insiders Jim Johnson and Eric Holder. Johnson is the former CEO of Fannie Mae who also oversaw the vice presidential vetting for John Kerry in 2004 and Walter Mondale in 1984. Holder was deputy attorney general in the Clinton administration and has been a senior legal adviser to Obama's campaign. Said Obama spokesman Bill Burton: "Senator Obama is pleased to have three talented and dedicated individuals managing this rigorous process." Also today, Obama spoke directly with his vanquished rival Hillary Rodham Clinton on Wednesday and expressed optimism they could achieve party unity after their bruising battle for the Democratic presidential nomination. He also accused Republican rival John McCain of supporting a "plan for staying, not a plan for victory" in Iraq.
As he traded jabs with McCain over national security policy, Obama visited the Senate where Democrats and Republicans shook his hand and congratulated him. The Illinois senator disclosed he had spoken with Clinton, who was not in the Senate, earlier in the day after he claimed the nomination and she stopped short of conceding. "I just spoke to her today, and we're going to be having a conversation in coming weeks. And I'm very confident how unified the Democratic party's going to be to win in November," Obama told reporters as he left the Senate. There is no deal in the works," said Obama's spokesman, Robert Gibbs.
"When the dust settles and it makes sense for her, he'll meet whenever she wants to," Gibbs said. "She's accumulated a lot of votes throughout this country. We want to make sure that we're appealing to her voters."
In his speech at AIPAC, Obama urged his audience to reject what he said were false e-mails circulating about him, stressed his support for Israel and depicted the war in Iraq as a threat to Israel's security. Come on Barack.......give the girl a chance......my Goddette, she's worked her tail off for how many years, not to mention, taken so much off Billy Boy, even though as I said before, she may have very well known about his shenanigans; but nevertheless, she has earned at least a 4 year run at holding YOUR hand...........COME ON????!!!!!!!! PRAY, PRAY, PRAY........

PARIS - TORNADO OR HIGH WINDS?

Sunday, a storm blew through the town and surrounding community of Paris, population of around 3700 and just about blew everyone away; literally. Trees that had been in the town for years are now of only a thing of the past as they are being chain sawed and drug away for fire wood and ruin. But amazingly the town has pulled together and they were hopefull they could get thru this thing without casualties. With an electric crew of three, contract labor was brought in to help restore thousands back to their easy ways of life with electric energy. But unfortunately, it wasn't that easy. A young husband and father was electrocuted earlier today while working to restore power to the city of Paris. Several other crew members were severely injured. It's being described as a terrible accident. Workers for C&N Electric, Power and Line Construction were cutting debris away from a downed power line. Why this had to happen is a big question that is haunting me right now.......when people are reaching out to help others and are trying to help them gain back their "take for granted" quality of life, why must life be taken? A slip of the finger; a careless descision; a sleepless night and fatigue to the descision process???? The questions are all raised and only there is only one that can, I guess, answer the true question.......and that's one that's higher than us. Never the less, the thankless jobs that these people do when in need of repair for tragic times as these; we don't need to forget that they are putting their lives on the line to get us a little "relief" from that hot muggy day, or having to run down somewhere to get another bag of ice to put on our beer and bologna.......And not to mention, the next time you call the city office and bitch that you don't have your limbs picked up cuz "JOE BLOW" is out there gett'n his first, remember; it's a small town and it's amazing that one of your sons or fathers or brothers or sisters weren't laying on that ground dying to get your A/C going..........It's bad enough that it was a neighbor that has no attachment to the city is gone now and his child is wondering why he was over there in that "other town" working anyway???!!!! I feel deeply for the families and the mothers of this crew. thanks to KFSM for Pic and link for the story....

AMEN KID ROCK!!! I THINK HE'S SINGING IT ALL........

It's another night in hell
Another child won't live to tell
Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death

And as we sit free and well
Another soldier has to yell
Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath

C'mon now amen, amen, amen

Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas
I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse
Natural disasters or these wolves in sheep clothes pastors
Now God damn it I'm scared to send my children to church
And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations
Got me feeling guilty of being white
But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior, I'm no saint
But I believe in what is right

C'mon now amen, amen
I said amen, amen

Stop pointing fingers and take some blame,
Pull your future away from the flame
Open up your mind and start to live
Stop short changing your neighbors
Living off hand outs and favors, and maybe
Give a little bit more than you got to give

Simplify, testify, identify, rectify
And if I get high stop being so uptight
It's only human nature and I am not a stranger
So baby won't you stay with me tonight

When a calls away
to break the sound
I'm faden down, I need someone
Oh to be someone
They just sinken down, and holden back
I hold the dawn and run
They don't save a child
Oh, to save a child

It's a matter of salvation from them patience up above,
So don't give up so damn easy on the one you love, one you love
Somewhere you got a brother, sister, friend, grandmother, niece or nephew
Just dying to be with you
You know there's someone out there who unconditionally, religiously, loves you
So just hold on 'cause you know it's true
And if you can take the pain
And you can withstand anything, and one day
Stand hand in hand with the truth

I said amen, I said amen
I said amen, I said amen,

Amen

Subiaco Academy Chorus-A little Bit of Heaven nestled in the Arkansas River Valley

Directed by Dr.Sharon Kenney, who has mentored such well knowns as Isabella Rosallini's daughter, as well as Bette Midler's daughter, is a now making her mark in a little town call Subiaco, Arkansas where she is the music director for the Subiaco Academy; a men's Catholic prep school that has been there nestled in the hills for years. I have a friend that sends her daughter to this lady for instruction for voice and piano, and I have to say, the child will probably have only great things to come from having been touched by this great lady. "OH MY SISTER, YOU MUST COME TODAY, OH MY BROTHER WON'T YOU COME WITH ME, FOR THE DEVIL MIGHT COME AND TAKE YOU AWAY BEFORE YOU GET TO JUBILEE!!!!

WHAT'S IN A NAME???? CHARISMA?????

I got an e-mail today and I really don't know if it's propaganda or what.......but how many people are seeing this video? I'm not going to post it because I really don't want to go there; however, if you want to click on the link on the word video above, it'll take you to it.......it makes me scratch my head sometimes what people are thinking on both sides. I like Obama....I do think he is charismatic, good looking and I'm not racist. But when you connect the dots, as the video does, it puts questions in the heads of us that are trying to be unbiased in a biased and partisan campaign that has been long and drug out! I'm tired and weary and want to get this election over with.........I really would like for Hillary to be the ticket winner just because of her experience on both sides of the political spectrum. Don't get me wrong, she's had her issues as well and we've all had our laughs and snickers and gasps of her indiscrestions........Lord knows men in politics have not given her one bit of slack on that part, that's for sure. I just don't know anymore........I'm tired......and wore out!

Saturday Night Live Spoofs Hillary / Obama Fight | May 17

After all......there's only ONE Democratic Candidate.......or is there?????

I'm F*cking Obama - Hillary Clinton feat. Sarah Silverman

OH HOW I WISH..............but unfortunately, I think it's the other way around. But for now, it's a good view of what could have happend if they would have just went and took the ticket together! Why can't anyone listen to me???

DIG DEEP INTO YOUR KATE SPADES, MARC JACOBS & LOUIS VUITTONS!

YAYA'S MUST ARISE AND BE ONE!!!! Can the sisterhood save Hillary?
Jeanne Cummings Tue May 13, 6:06 AM ET
Can the sisterhood save Hillary Rodham Clinton again?Once again, women are rallying to her eleventh-hour call for aid, especially of the financial sort. But, barring a miracle, the New York senator's historic bid to become the first female president is in its final acts. I never thought I would actually be in this group for Hillary, but now, as it comes down to the wire, I'm feeling a little vaclemped over the fact that she may just not pull this one out! What happened? Where's the sisterhood and all the Billy lovers that were suppose to follow HIM into this shining light?? Where did it all go wrong.........Maybe she got a little too sure of herself.....maybe some men got in the way of the token bitch that might just finally be the front runner and FINALLY be HEAD of the table???? I think I'm going to go with that scenerio because in a world of politics and men that have driven this car for years, the good woman is suppose to be standing behind the successful man and in all actuallity, that probably is how Billy Boy got where he is today and Ronnie Reagan, F.D. Roosevelt, and of course Carter. But, never the less, they're gonna somehow put us right back where we're suppose to be and that's at second seat; right stage and that other blah, blah......smile and look pretty now! Support and always, no matter what, always look your best! Because if you say anything that might be derogatory or somewhat bitter or slanderous or even, heaven help us, TRUE about politics, you might come off as a BITCH! So sit there and look pretty for us Hillary! You've fought the fight and fight you have done! Even if Bill has made an ass of himself trying to get your views across.......especially in that bright, yellow clown suit he should have left home that day when he was chastising someone in the crowd; where were you when he picked that suit out, anyway???? You had to be somewhere on the other side of the spectrum because I know you wouldn't have let your dog out wearing that garb!!! I'm gonna say a Hell Mary for you and pray to Saint Jude ,When all other avenues are closed, he is the one to call upon, and his help often comes at the last moment.

Misogynistic Goodyear Tire Commercial

Misogynistic Goodyear Tire Commercial

WTF!!!!! 1970 Goodyear Tire Commercial shown during the first ever Monday Night Football Game. Imagine this being shown today. I would like to take the guys whoever wrote this and take them to my basement and I would have on my "pleather" red leotard, body suit (and boy, do ya get sweaty in those things) ANYWAYS, I would chain them up to my little shackles I have neatly installed upon my masonary walls and get my whip out and just show them how dangerous a woman can be driving a WHIP across their "man units" and then make them say "POLYGLASS" like over and over again. Oh....and I would have one of those long, white cigerettes in one of those long cig tips that LOOK oh so cool hanging out of my mouth and my long flowing hair would be all piled up on my head and I'd be one HOT, BITCH'N COUGAR KICK'N SOME DUMBASS POLYGLASS ASS! (you know, sometimes, men can be such idiots! I do not know how my mother ever lived back in the 70's........I would have been the one they based the movie Monster off of........)

BEYOND OBAMA'S BEAUTY

By KENNETH BLACKWELL

"[C]ivilizational war is real, even if political leaders and polite punditry must call it by another name."
— Robert D. Kaplan in the December 2001 issue of the Atlantic Monthly
It's an amazing time to be alive in America. We're in a year of firsts in this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first frontrunning freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first.
We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no longer talk about skin color or gender.
Now that Barack Obama steps to the front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and start talking about his policies and his politics.

The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and its time America takes a closer and deeper look at him.
Some pundits are calling him the next John F. Kennedy. He's not. He's the next George McGovern. And it's time people learned the facts.
Because the truth is that Mr. Obama is the single most liberal senator in the entire U.S. Senate. He is more liberal than Ted Kennedy, Bernie Sanders, or Mrs. Clinton.
Never in my life have I seen a presidential frontrunner whose rhetoric is so far removed from his record. Walter Mondale promised to raise our taxes, and he lost. George McGovern promised military weakness, and he lost. Michael Dukakis promised a liberal domestic agenda, and he lost.
Yet Mr. Obama is promising all those things, and he's not behind in the polls. Why? Because the press has dealt with him as if he were in a beauty pageant.
Mr. Obama talks about getting past party, getting past red and blue, to lead the United States of America. But let's look at the more defined strokes of who he is underneath this superficial "beauty."Start with national security, since the president's most important duties are as commander-in-chief. Over the summer, Mr. Obama talked about invading Pakistan, a nation armed with nuclear weapons; meeting without preconditions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who vows to destroy Israel and create another Holocaust; and Kim Jong Il, who is murdering and starving his people, but emphasized that the nuclear option was off the table against terrorists — something no president has ever taken off the table since we created nuclear weapons in the 1940s. Even Democrats who have worked in national security condemned all of those remarks. Mr. Obama is a foreign-policy novice who would put our national security at risk.
Next, consider economic policy. For all its faults, our health care system is the strongest in the world. And free trade agreements, created by Bill Clinton as well as President Bush, have made more goods more affordable so that even people of modest means can live a life that no one imagined a generation ago. Yet Mr. Obama promises to raise taxes on "the rich."
How to fix Social Security? Raise taxes. How to fix Medicare? Raise taxes. Prescription drugs? Raise taxes. Free college? Raise taxes. Socialize medicine? Raise taxes. His solution to everything is to have government take it over. Big Brother on steroids, funded by your paycheck.
Finally, look at the social issues. Mr. Obama had the audacity to open a stadium rally by saying, "All praise and glory to God!" but says that Christian leaders speaking for life and marriage have "hijacked" — hijacked — Christianity. He is pro-partial birth abortion, and promises to appoint Supreme Court justices who will rule any restriction on it unconstitutional. He espouses the abortion views of Margaret Sanger, one of the early advocates of racial cleansing. His spiritual leaders endorse homosexual marriage, and he is moving in that direction. In Illinois, he refused to vote against a statewide ban — ban — on all handguns in the state. These are radical left, Hollywood, and San Francisco values, not Middle America values.
The real Mr. Obama is an easy target for the general election. Mrs. Clinton is a far tougher opponent. But Mr. Obama could win if people don't start looking behind his veneer and flowery speeches. His vision of "bringing America together" means saying that those who disagree with his agenda for America are hijackers or warmongers. Uniting the country means adopting his liberal agenda and abandoning any conflicting beliefs.
But right now everyone is talking about how eloquent of a speaker he is and — yes — they're talking about his race. Those should never be the factors on which we base our choice for president. Mr. Obama's radical agenda sets him far outside the American mainstream, to the left of Mrs. Clinton.
It's time to talk about the real Barack Obama. In an election of firsts, let's first make sure we elect the person who is qualified to be our president in a nuclear age during a global civilizational war.
Mr. Blackwell, a fellow at the American Civil Rights Union and the Family Research Council, is a columnist for The New York Sun, and a contributing editor for Townhall.com.

POP.....(OBAMA-POET AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT!)

POP
By Barack Obama

Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,

Pop switches channels, takes another

Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks

What to do with me, a green young man

Who fails to consider the

Flim and flam of the world, since

Things have been easy for me;

I stare hard at his face, a stare

That deflects off his brow;

I'm sure he's unaware of hisDark,

watery eyes, that

Glance in different directions,

And his slow, unwelcome twitches,

Fail to pass.

I listen, nod,

Listen, open,

till I cling to his pale,

Beige T-shirt, yelling,

Yelling in his ears, that hang

With heavy lobes, but he's still telling

His joke, so I ask why

He's so unhappy, to which he replies...

But I don't care anymore, cause

He took too damn long, and from

Under my seat, I pull out the

Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,

Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face

To mine, as he grows small,

As pot in my brain, something

That may be squeezed out, like a

Watermelon seed between

Two fingers.

Pop takes another shot, neat,

Points out the same amber

Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine, and

Makes me smell his smell, coming

From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem

He wrote before his mother died,

Stands, shouts, and asks

For a hug, as I shink,*myArms barely reaching around

His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'causeI seemy face, framed within

Pop's black-framed glasses

And know

he's laughing too.

Underground

Underwater grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance,

Tumble in the

Rushing water,

Musty,wet pelts

Glistening in the blue.

Pop

from Occidental College Literary MagazineBarack Obama (composed at age 19 1/2)

I printed this in purple because I do believe it was written within a purple haze of it's own....not that there's anything wrong with that, of course!!!! Especially at the age of 19 1/2, no doubt!!! Peace Out!!!!!