It WAS a Harmonic Convergence..............

I was listening to one of those MEDIA biggies or something of another the other day and I heard the discussion about a "Harmonic Convergence"; the Sun, Moon and six out of eight planets being part of the "grand trine", or as I would like to term it........just freak'n poetry in motion. Life being perfect; being in harmony with your inner self and whoever you want to be with or wherever you want to be in this world......... How do you know if you've ever experienced it........the Mayans think that they had it figured out.......but do we? There is probably this one time in your life that you really get happy; is it at the right time or is at the wrong time......another question posed to me; "in all your years of adulthood, how many of those years have you been truly happy?" I shudder to think of the years that I actually admitted out loud........not enough.....but will it be enough.......Again, I read today on the front page of the MSN page about "Happiness Being Overated" with Julia Baird's rendition of her take on the female perception of happiness and how it has evolved from the feminist movement since 1972.....We ARE SOME UNHAPPY BITCHES!!!!! Bluntly put! We've had to conform to what society has expected us to be and and not what we want to be.......In Julia's article she also sites Barbara Ehrenreich's book, Bright-Sided: How Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America, calls positive thinking a "mass delusion." She argues that an unrelenting drive to train our brains to overlook problems and blame ourselves for failures has blinded us to inequality, incompetence, and stupidity. hummmmm.....................................all i know is I've been looking for a long time.......and in a brief instance, I thought I had the power to quit blaming myself for my incompetence and stupidity and stand up for myself.......to let the moons take me into that harmonic convergence and let the planets fall where they may........I was riding my own emotions and feeling good about my strength........ I know I'm strong and I know I'm a good person (even though I like a little Bailey's in my java and a good swisher every now and then.......) but society gets in the way of my life........Give me strength to be a complainer and to get what I want in life no matter what anybody thinks.........I'm tired of conforming....... :) Luv! Peace Out!

Lucky the Turtle........Lucky YOU!

Well, you know it's your LUCKY day when you run across an animal named "Lucky"......it has to only mean one thing!!! Either the animal's been lucky or you're gonna get lucky.....(there I go again, crack'n myself up!!!) Anyway, I thought this was a great story because who would have though to put plastic sliders on a mauled Turtle??? Brilliant!!! I love turtles.....of course, I watch Entourage and I love the character "Turtle" on there because he is coming out of his shell so well (he's the one that dates Jamie Lynn Sigler)and he's got hot little babes slobbering all over him while he's going back to college....I think Jamie's gett'n jealous! Anyway, back to Lucky the Turtle; he got a spot on the Today Show with a Full Segment. You might want to watch it...it's very tender.....(click on the plastic slider link and slip away!) makes you stop and think about things........Makes you want to run out and buy a pair of those "Lucky Jeans"- you know the kind where you undo the zipper and it says "Lucky You" on it??????

Well.......I can't stand abrupt endings.........

I have to say that I'm a little slow posting this.......I've been very busy with social duties and wondering about all the Health Issues that our Coercive Government is offering us.....however, during this time, we must relax and enjoy some of the 'FINER', simpler, relaxing, things in life.....and mine are my wonderful shows that take me from reality.......OR THEY COULD VERY WELL BE MY SUB CONSCIOUS LIFE THAT I REALLY DON'T KNOW I HAVE-MAYBE I'M A VAMPIRE???? NOT A WITCH....OR A SHIFTSHAKER!!! Anyway........and the grand Finale of True Blood was Sunday night.......loved it........but I've got to tell ya, I just get giddy when I hear the Opening Credits Theme Song!!!! All in all......it was a mind blowing experience.....to say the least! Enjoyed it....Can't wait till the next season.....I love me some TRUE BLOOD!!!!!!

Rambling thoughts from Sally.......

Now that I'm back......well, not totally back.....but moving slowly back into this ritual of blogging my feelings upon my sleeve, I have some important topics I must hit on this a.m. before they slip through that infinite whole of forgetfulness that we, as cougars and, as I would like to think.....the more mature, sexual, savvy gender.....sometimes, have a tendency to brush off (not forget).....so I must share:

Gots to start off with my new HomeBoy....Ryan Mallet-little baby QB for the Arkansas Razorbacks......you know, when I heard him first speak on that talk show of the "Voice"...you know......Chuck Barrett's show and I'm listening, drink'n my coffee....I'm hearing this kid with this Michigan accent....I'm think'n "I know that this boy is not a black American (because I had seen pics of him before).......but the kid sounds like Eminem....yeah...Eminem!!!! Rapper....Gansta......Mariah Carey Stalker.....but that's o.k....he's my hero for now....and if you're think'n I'm gonna pull some "Cougar" moves on him or talk some smack about "prey'n" on this 21 year old baby, think again.........really don't have it in me........but I gots me some YAYA's that have some HOT daughters that would love to meet the guy......that is, if he's a good guy and no PLAYA!!!!! My girls ain't no 'SKANKS IN TANKS'.........they are real ladies and don't play games......we've taught them well......So Ryan-if you are need'n a good girl and are tired of all those 'skanks' throwin their trashy selves at ya......give Ms. Sally a hit sometime.........we be fixin' you up RIGHT!!!

• Now I must talk about the inspirational shows that I have been watching while on sabbatical. These shows have been very helpful and instrumental in helping me find my way back to, what I believe in finding.........my true inner self! These shows have been very helpful and full of parallel scenarios for the every day 'Cougar' that has lost her ZEAL for FUN or LIFE........they build your confidence and implore your imagination to the utmost extreme peaks of your very well being and ultimately get you back to YOU!!!!! And you know.......isn't that's what it's all about........being one on one with you???? Your self??? Oh shit.....I went into that other mode....anyway, here is my list in Priority (especially if you are at the bottom and need immediate help!):

1. HBO's HUNG........What can I say.....Season 1 Episode #9 is the best......Richard and Lenore really give me insight.........I can't even begin to describe what this episode did for my moral, as well as my ambition to look at the world in a different light........this is all I can post for this snippet because they removed everything off of YouTube......

2. Showtime's Weeds........self explanatory.....
3. HBO's In Treatment...........again.....self explanatory......
4. Showtime's Californication.........hummmmmm..........that will be a post within itself......
5. HBO's True Blood! Got's to have me some Jason Stackhouse..........and I'm sorry, it's Twilight for ADULTS!!!!!!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!! Takes me back to when I ride the bus home from Hurie Grade school (I was a latch key kid) and I would go in and watch Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows!!!! Oh SNAP!!!!! I was only 3 when I was watching that and I was an overachiever; that's why I was all ready in GRADE SCHOOL!!!! Gotta GO!
........................Peace OUT!

It's you and me and BOBBY MCGEEHEE!!!!!!

Check Bobby out at "My thoughts about......" You have no idea what your entrance to the blog world has done: you have brought me out of semi-retirement from the blog world!!! I've been in hiding.....Sally's been confused as of late with all of the world's problems and upheavals! But between you and Virg and even James T., I think I'm gonna make it..........Thank you to all! I'm kick'n back with my Bailey's and Java and enjoy'n my morning Grape Swisher and Life's Good!

Farrah and Michael and ED!

I'm at a loss.......words cannot express! I'm dyeing inside......Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and yes, OH YES....Ed McMahon (me and Johnny were tight!!!); I can't even begin to describe the melancholy I feel at this time! I can't even talk about it; let's just let the song speak for itself for the loss of them all; however, they will always stay beautiful, young spirited and full of wit as if it were yesterday Ed was saying "Heeerrrrrrrrrrre's Johnny!"

KRIS ALLEN~~~~~~BILL; WE GOT PROBLEMS

AMERICA HAS A NEW 'AMERICAN IDOL' AND SO DO I.....Therefore, Bill (O'Reilly); here is your Dear Bill letter....
Dear Bill;
Get the hell out!!!! Kris' move'n in! This young little boy, toy is HOT! And I'm a Heartless Bitch!!!!! He's singin' this song to me and I love it!!! Sing it Baby Boy! I'll hold you close and cuddle you up!!!!! You just keep sing'n to momma!!!

Love to you Kris; (WHO'S BILL?),
Sally (Heartless Bitch!)


heeheeeee!!!!!!!! Way to Go Kris ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill O'Reilly Hates NYT.....But down deep...he loves me.....

....I love Bill......I know he loves me......when he talks to me in my boudrior, his voice is like a big sur crashing upon the rocks of the shore; his voice bounces off the walls and entrances me; I find myself within another world......just he and I; he likes me fully engulfed in leather; bustier with fishnets......trimmed with the ever so classy thigh-high leather boots; I'm dancing around him as he sits posted on a stool in the middle of the room with a loin cloth, shackled and hand-cuffed (pink, fuzzy ones; of course); it's like the dance of wolves........we prey upon each other with his words of obscenities raging through the air; NANCY PELOSI.......NEWT .........ACORN..........HILLARY BITCH..........GEORGE CLOONEY........JESSICA (BIEL).......PLEASE, don't bring her name up, Bill........He's like a tiger that stalks and eats it's prey alive and then sits down and is so proud of himself.......he'll just eat it up!!!!! I gotta go........Peace Out!

Sally's GOT HER PINK ON........and Hiss'n at the CON COUGAR!!!!

• Well, I was a little bored today and thought I would just pretty up myself and go all out with a little fru, fru! I know pink is so.....PINK! But then....Cougars that are real Cougars are gonna wear pink at some time during the day at one point or the other; which leads me to a topic that I've been wanting to discuss that is way OVER DUE!!!!!
  
  
  It has EVERYTHING to do with this CON-Cougar!!!! Stacey Anderson!!!! Why isn't the President getting involved in this! There should be a Bail-Out for all of us Non-Con Consorting Cougars out there that are not sponging off of reality TV and saying that we are QUOTE, "COUGARS" , and making un-becoming young, little play things think you are the SHIZZZZZ!!! I mean the very thought of this VICIOUS CREATURE is ridiculous! And she sets there and calls herself a "doting mother".........
• she's on a reality show with 20 somethings and she's 40 something......hello? Why not just DO IT!!!!! You can film yourself, Bitch???? That's what we do...........(dumbasssssssssss)
• by reports, she is NOT a doting mother, but a LOUSY Mother.....according to her ex-hubby, which I'm sure is not wanting ANY limelight for this NOW!!!heeeheee!!!! (He's a man; he wants a piece of the pie too; and yeah....I MEAN A PIECE!!!!!! But probably not of her; just money will do this time being since she's TOO OLD for him!!!) heeeheee! I'm crack'n myself up here!!!
• she's not a millionaire!!!!! SHOCKING!!!!! SHOCKING~~~~~~NOT! Who in there right mind would be on a reality show.......well, never mind........(Hugh Hefner, A BUNCH of Bachelors (supposedly), etc.....etc........Never mind!!!!!!
• BIG ONE HERE.................DAD HAS CUSTODY OF KIDS!!!! That pretty much says it all for me!!!!!!

So......in my book, she's right up there with; AIG, MAHOFF, HITLER, BIN LADEN, AND EVEN.......SANTA CLAUSE! Is there nothin' sacred anymore???????????

Happy Mother's Day To All Mothers; Especially Dial.....

(I think someone made it to decoration early this year!)



This is my mother......I get my craziness and good looks from her side.....well, I take that back! I'm a good hybrid of both my parents; but I have to say, that I get just as much of my crazy wit (and when I say crazy, you can take that any way you see fit; we are not in denial in this family!!)....others may be, but not us....we are quite in tune with what we are and that is one thing my mother has never made any qualms about. She has always been one of those people that is, "what you see is what you get"; yes, she's slowed down a bit and yes, she's grown a little more opinionated; however, I guess that's her right and shall be my right when I reach her age. She has groomed me in to the person I am today; "what you see is what you get". And with what I do on the sidelines, it happens to come in handy; I have alot of admirers that actually praise me for my outspoken cantor and behavior and not playing 'the games'. And for that, I thank her; it's inborn, for sure; we are alot alike and therefore, it has made for a steamy relationship over the years........but I do love her......because she's my momma.....and no matter who tells me how bad I am or how bad of a job I'm doing (even if it's her), I know that deep down I am a good person and a good mother myself; because that's the best lesson of all a mother can teach a daughter; to be and try to be a better mother than she.....and she did her job well. Because I KNOW, in the deepest of my heart, I'm a damn good mother!!!! (In fact, I do know it for a fact because I was given a most prestigous award for it; I'm a little humbled, to say the least; however, I will share this link where you may see where they bestowed it upon me; I do want to thank all that were involved in getting me honored!! http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/?nid=pTDALuR9aOtWsRHU2puoCDEzNTcwMTIw&referred_by=16452740-MlrvN6x&p=jbj )Thank you mom, and I love YOU!

(now.....with being my mother's daughter, I DO have a sick and somewhat, demented, sense of humor; so therefore, I will dedicate this next post to her and all the other mothers out there that are older and maybe are a little sexually frustrated......Happy Mothers Day!!!!!







IT'S MOTHER'S DAY PEOPLE!!!! And what better way to celebrate but with a little SNL digital short....I have to admit that I've never been a great fan of Justin Timberlake; however, some of the stuff that he and Andy Samberg do is quite ingenious, to say the least....So if you're a Cougar, and you appreciate the smaller things in life (and I do emphasize SMALLER), check out this little part deuce from 'Dick in the Box', back from Christmas....it'll brighten your day no matter what kinda a mutha you may be!!!!!

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME.......

There he was......laying there wrapped up like a meal for the taking.......At first I walked by, sipping my coffee and avoided the whole facade of it all. I didn't want to go there. Me? I'd never done this before.......it wasn't like I had it in me to stoop to these inner feelings that I know others have had. Yet, something was telling me that today was going to be a whole new day; an awakening. I sipped on my coffee and thought of things that needed to be done; domestic duties that the female persuasion is accustomed to obliging of the rule.......maybe some laundry......or even baking something.....(laugh) that wasn't really me at all. Oh....there again.....he kept peering at me......The one eye.....do I act? Do I go for it? And then like a devastating blow, I found myself enthralled in all the wonder of it all; I was lost in this glory land and ambrosia of what I had been thrown into and like an incubator for what might have seemed like a minute in time and now it had came and I swallowed it up; whole.....and then again....it happened again......like a repetitive doll, I was under the influence and repeated the act to fulfillment! Alas! Alas!!! A new beginning!! It has been awakened in me!!!! There ain't nothing like a warmed up "Pig In the Blanket" People~~I can't believe I just ate TWO of them dang things!!!! Thas some good shizzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! Gets U SUM!!!!!!!!

1 hot dog

1 slice of bread

1 slice of American cheese

butter

(slap some of that butter on both sides of that bread and then slap that slice of cheese on that piece of bread...then wrap that little doggie round that bread and you can even punch some toothpicks in there to hold the bread on there if you got a big dog!) Put them puppies in the oven and bake 'em for about 30 minutes on 325 degrees and you got you a delicacy!!! Shoot.....then the next day you can warm 'em up in the microwave just like I just did and have you a RE-treat!!!!!! Good stuff!

Sorry James T.-No Offense; But if you're buying, these can't be on the MENU!

BREAKING NEWS: IT'S SQUARE ROOT DAY!!!!

O.K......you say this is your coming out of sabbatical posting??? Well, it's an important event!!! How many times in our life time will see a day like today 03-03-09 ........3 is the square root of 9 people!!!!! This lovely event only happens evidently only three times in a century! So we all should REJOICE!!!! WE ALL SHOULD PULL OUT OUR CALCULATORS ( or as the newbies do, pull out your I-PHONES) and pull up that Square Root Sign and Bask in its Beauty!!!! Remember, the beauty is in the EYE of the Beholder......or rather, the square root of whatever.....(I couldn't do math for crap in school! Intermediate this.......Algebra A and then Algebra B.....General Mathematics in college (barely passed)........I'm a loser........But I just thought I would pretend for a day that I was a MATH GEEK!!!!

A LETTER TO ALL FROM SALLY: In Search of One's Self....

I know you all have been wondering what I have been doing, as of late. I am in the process of taking a sabbatical from the blog world to enlighten and enrich my mind. Due to Jonah's departure, I have had a terrible time adjusting to every day life; and therefore, I have entered into a period of self therapy and healing.........Jonah was such an inspiration to me in ways I can't fully understand, nor comprehend; however, Virgil does lead me and for now I must linger in the wraths of purgatory and find myself again........the loss is deep and the wounds are excruciating........my tears can not swell no more.......but I feel as though, someday, (in the near future) I will be able to find the true meaning of his demise from the blog world and be able to regain my sense of being........but until then, peace be with you........

The Ground Has Shifted-WE ALL MUST BE ACCOUNTABLE!

"What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them— that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government."..........the most important statement made today 01.20.09 by our 44th President Barack H. O'Bama.....(in my opinion.....) Peace Out and God Bless America!